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 Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:27 pm
*mans booth with Psy* If you're just joining us, Mert has called out Dev for a knock down brawl. Despite their intentions, they seem to be yelling at each other in the third person, narrating what could possibly be a great match were they to actually perform the deeds. In all my years I have seen nothing like it. Seriously, I've never seen two men enter a ring and narrate their fight to each other, it's weird.
What are your thoughts on the matter, Psy?
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:06 pm
Crap. -Takes the elbow straight to the face with a bone cracking crunch-
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:42 pm
-after making impact, falls forward, clearly putting too much momentum behind his tackle-
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@Pav: Okay, that was pretty funny. lol
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:50 pm
Dangit that hurts. You'll pay for that -Proceeds to kick Dev in the ribs- this -kicks- will -kicks- teach -kicks- you -kicks- not -kicks- to -kicks- elbow -kicks- someone -kicks- in -kicks the -kicks- face -kicks-
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:04 pm
-proceeds to writhe on the ground, each kick putting more and more strain on his body as he tries in vain to roll aside-
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:36 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:11 am
-coughs, breathing intensively; begins to stand up, staring directly into Mert's eyeless sockets, shifting gaze between him and my sword, still lodged in the ground-
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:17 am
So, how about we call it a draw and get some coffee.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:58 am
I think they should just kiss and get it over with already. Seriously, we all know it's bound to happen, and this fight is only taking place because of all the pent up sexual frustration between the two parties.
In all seriousness though, I feel like I'm watching your average Shounen anime, what with them calling out their attacks, and narrating the fight every few seconds. Looks like their about to break for coffee.
Well that was kind of pathetic, the match of the century ends in a draw. Ah well, you win some, you lose some, and some you just say "to hell with that" and get end it before it gets too serious - like that stripper I was dating a while back.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:21 am
-huff- Coffee... -huff- Sounds good.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:39 am
I knew it would. Let's go.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:57 am
To all of those who bought tickets for this match - No refunds. Have a nice day.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:04 am
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