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Redemption of Freya

PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:41 pm


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₪▀ ▄A Strange Sense of Humor▀ ▄₪

This is a very heavy Anime-esque roleplay. It's not meant to be dead serious. That's why it has Humor in the name~

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:43 pm


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This isn't a story for the romantics.
This isn't a story for every outcast.

This story isn't true.
This story isn't false.

This story is funny to some.
This story is creepy to others.


THIS is the S T O R Y of our DREAMS


"I'll start the story for you.
Everyone has a different dream for their future, but this isn't that kind of story. We wont follow the dramatic lives of teens as they barrel roll into their future unaware of the sticky decay that will slowly engross them and eventually destroy their imagination."


"Stop telling them what it isn't and tell them what it is!"

"Shush and behave. I'm getting there."

"You take too long! They'll lose interest!"

"Fine! Then you tell them the rest!"

Heehee, very well. This is a story about the dreams you have at night. Well not you personally but humans in general. That's right this is the story of what happens when reality becomes only a memory and humans are pulled into the rather impressive dreams of one individual. Of course this isn't just one story. It's mutiple! Dreams have a tendency of doing that you know."

"In other words they will have many puzzles and adventures that occur in this story. From discovering more people who were sucked into the dream, to discovering that some of their companions aren't even real. Is this your dream? Or is this anothers?"

"For those who don't quite understand this role play will be a story about people getting trapped into someone's dream. They don't know who's dream and they don't know how or why. All they know is they went to sleep and are now in someones dream. We'll have different story arcs to follow and different worlds to visit. However we'll start with a basic one that will be disclosed later."

Redemption of Freya


Redemption of Freya

PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:47 pm


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READ THEM ALL THEY AREN'T AS LONG AS THEY LOOK!!!!!
"Hidden inside is what you should title your profile!"
That's right! Tremble in fear for I am writting the rules in paragraph form! Mwahahahaa!! "Take your time to read them please."

So we'll start with what's required and work from there. First off, we follow the gaia TOS, in fact me and IQ have read them at least four times each. So you can read them once, in fact you should have read them at least when you signed up for Gaia. Either way here's the basics that we are going to be super watchful of. PG 13 content only. That means no cussing up a storm. No serious sexual content. No horrendous effects of blood and gore. Now if you're like IQ and love to have good fighting scenes, never fear!
[Keep Reading to learn what to title your profile...] We will have fighting, but remember this is the dream world when you cut off someone's head it could explode with kenfetti or streamers. Just don't have buckets of blood running down the walls and dripping from the ceiling.

When you write in this forum please write one[1] paragraph at minimum. That means when you have writer's block we don't want to see one[1] sentence, we want one[1] PARAGRAPH. Which if you took first grade writting courses you should know means 5 sentences at least. We are actually putting a cap on how many paragraphs you can write.
"Mostly for my own sake so I don't go nuts and write twenty-five[...Just a little further...] paragraphs" Yep, mostly for IQ. However everyone can only write up to ten[10] paragraphs of five or more sentences. That's not too hard to keep to right? "It is hard...but I'll behaive." Spelling and grammar are simple, just try your best, use spellcheck if you have it on your browser, or just look up the word. Honestly we aren't strict on that one. As long as our eyes don't bleed and you don't text talk or leet then we're happy.

Pretty posts are PRETTY!!!! Does this mean we are going to force you to do it?
'NOOOOOOO!!!!" That's right snarklings! All we ask is you don't blind us with unreadable colors, don't stretch the[...You're almost there] page with giant pictures, and at least use colored text. This means just color your text and we're happy. [/applaus]

Here's what we absolutely wont accept that HASN'T been mentioned yet in a kinda list form.

Serious people who can't have fun need not apply. It's called strange sense of HUMOR, for a reason!

Do not bite someone's head off because they misspelled something!

Grammar Natzi's BEGONE!!!

No godmodding! UNLESS IQ the Undead Toxing or Redemption of Freya have given you a special task that pertainst to the story. We will post if we have given someone this power!

I don't like drama llamas. In fact I hate them. However they happen. So guess what if you want to be a flipping emo suicidal slave since birth I don't care. Just don't hog the entire screen! It's not yours to hog! We have nothing against animals we just don't want the screen full of snout if you get my drift.

IQ the Undead Toxin can make rules!
Redemption of Freya can make rules!
You can NOT make rules!

This will be stated in the FIRST TITLE POST but here it is again.
This is not a completley serious death and destruction roleplay. It's a fun light hearted good humored one. We want some silliness and also some seriousness. But please think of it like an anime in the fact we are going to have sweatdrop moments. Hell there will most likely be a lot of random "don't kill cat girls!" moments. So remember HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:51 pm


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SKELETONS & INFO! Oh My!






"So there's two types of people in this roleplay. Humans from the real world or Humans from the dream world(dream world humans will be NPCs mostly). Don't worry though you're not stuck as a human. It's a dream so you get DREAM POWER...


"What's Dream Power you ask? Well here you have it:

DREAM POWER: The sudden realization you're in a dream allows you to choose to either summon a weapon or useful item as well as change your wardrobe/appearance. However these powers only work for the alotted time for their use.
Example of DREAM POWER in the roleplay:

Freya and IQ are stuck being chased by a wild toaster with molten hot sharp teeth. They're standing on a sky scraper and Freya remembers, "Hey we're in a dream!" Suddenly she takes IQ's hand and jumps from the building a giant pillow awaits with large "fluffy" arms to catch them. However after their fall is broken and they are safely on the ground the pillow disappears in a fluttering storm of black swan feathers.


PROFILE SKELETONS GET SENT TO IQ the Undead Toxin feel free to edit the colors.

Real Humans
[size=18][align=center][color=POSTING COLOR HERE]>{ Character's First and Last Name }<[/color][/align]
[imgright] ANIME PICTURE URL OF CHARACTER HERE [/imgright]
[b]Dream Name:[/b] [Nickname or Allias for the dream world if you have one]
[b]Age:[/b]
[b]Height:[/b]

[b]It's a reaccuring dream of mine....[/b]
3 things your character enjoys

[b]It's a nightmare come true![/b]
3 things your character is scared of

[b]Here it play in the background:[/b]
Theme song goes here.

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 4:35 am


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"Well I'd hardly finished the first verse, when the Queen yelled out;
-"He's killing the time! Off with his head!"
Now he wont do a thing I ask, it's always six o'clock."



It was all such a merry time at first. Everything had been so pleasent. Natsumi had simply been sitting at the table under the large toast tree and enjoying a cup of honey lemon tea with her dear friends. A man in a heavy white rabbit mask and another in a march hair mask. She hadn't thought it wise to wonder how they could indule while wearing them.

Now however things had begun to go sour. Her wrists were restrained to the armchair and a piece of red silk was tied over her eyes where she couldn't see a thing at all. Only hear the two she'd held such lovely conversations with as they plotted what to do with her now. "You shouldn't have fallen asleep so much Door Mouse, now we'll just have to do something about it." The march hair spoke in disappointed tones. "But, I wasn't trying to insult you..." She pleaded in frantic hope that she might appeal to them. "Nonsense! You meant what you said and you say what you mean." The white rabbit retorted with what was followed by a harsh clicking sound.

"Shall we take this to court?" The white rabbit asked in his sultry soft voice. "No, why cause the jury to fret, we should just judge her here." They began bickering of the best way to judge her. Whether to start with her hair and end in her shoes, or simply skip it all together and sentence her right then. "Oh please, I didn't mean to fall asleep. I'm so terribly sorry! Can't you accept my apology?" More arguing insued and eventually they seemed to come to an agreement. "We shall sentence her to the tea pot where any Door Mouse belongs."

While her panic increased she fought to free herself of the binds. "Please I don't want to be put in a tea pot. It's so small I shall surely suffocate within!" She pleaded and struggled. Only to have the blind fold slip off and see the white rabbit and March hair bickering over which teapot to place her in.



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:34 am


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And I, yeah, I still need you, but what good's that gonna do?
Needing is one thing and getting, getting is another

Kai stalked down an endless road stretching out before him through the haze. He was starting to get bored of the plain unmarked path when out of nowhere a fork appeared in the road. Literally, a fork. The silver utensil proceeded to spin around and when it stopped, Malakai saw the end of the path he was on.

The hills before him were spread like a patchwork quilt complete stitches and cartoonish flowers and trees sprang from the ground with smiles, singing childish tunes. Across the fields small fluffy bunnies with huge sparkling eyes started to hop towards him as a rainbow sprang from behind the clouds. "Oh hell no!" Kai cried out and dove for the fork. With a flick of his wrist the fork was spinning again. This time the scene that appeared was dark, gloomy, and ominous. The trees were bare and thick dark clouds threatened rain. Thick vines made it impossible to see where the path led. "Much better." Kai stated and started off into the eerie looking forest.

Unfortunately, Kai underestimated the thickness of the vines. After the tenth time in as many minutes of getting tangled in the rope thick plants he cried out in frustration. "God damn vines! What I wouldn't give for an axe right now!" The vines shifted letting his hand fall on what felt like the hilt of a sword. Sword...Axe... who cared. Kai pulled on the weapon to see if he could free it and turn it loose on the unsuspecting vines. His wild swing severed the vines holding him dropping on the forest floor.

With a groan he pick himself up and dusted himself off and it was then that he realized he was holding a guitar in his right hand. An honest to goodness, full on, Gibson Les Paul electric guitar where the sword had been seconds earlier. Frantically he searched the instrument for signs of damage from contact with the vines. There weren't any but now he could clearly see the steel blades around the edges of the guitar's body which had likely been what cut the vines. The thing was more of a weapon than instrument, which was a damn shame.

In the silence, voices started to float his direction. There was bickering and the sound of a pleading female voice. This entire situation was like a bad video game. The hero was lost in a forest with only a weapon and hears the cries of some distressing damsel. Kai rolled his eyes. He might as well make the cliche complete. Gripping his "axe" in two hands he ran towards the sounds taking out any stray vines in his way. At the clearing he saw two men with rabbit masks holding up tea pots and arguing about which one to apparently stuff someone in. Kai tightened his grip on the Les Paul and stepped forward. "Foul creatures! Unhand the fair maiden so that--" he broke into a coughing fit and he swore he saw sparkles come out of his mouth. Clearing his throat he tried again. "Just let the girl go already!" Kai squared his stance and prepared for a fight.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:53 am


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"Well I'd hardly finished the first verse, when the Queen yelled out;
-"He's killing the time! Off with his head!"
Now he wont do a thing I ask, it's always six o'clock."



The situation was not improving at all. The two had argued so much they'd begun coughing. Door Mouse had felt so terribly for them that she tried to help. She suggested they drink some tea. "Please, you'll turn blue in the face if you keep at it. Perhaps some warm tea would help?" This however only made them turn at her in annoyance. "Yes but the tea has gone cold! You see, because you fell asleep the tea went cold waiting for you!" "If you'd been awake it surely would have stayed warm!" They shouted and Door Mouse flinched before shaking her head.

"I'd think it would be more because you two have been arguing so long." The White Rabbit shook his head vigorously. "Obviously not! It would be very hot if it were influenced by our argument!" "For you see argue is such a heated affair!" She couldn't very well argue with them, seeing as it made sense in some ways and no sense in others. She could only sigh and shake her head in despair. What was she going to do? The two rabbits had gone back to arguing about the teapots.

Just as Door Mouse was contemplating this a new character showed up. He was a young man around the same age as herself. He had a guitar but was wielding it more like a battle axe. Though this was very poetic it was rather ridiculous at the same time. He shouted at her captors and demanded her release. She became worried for him, her once friends were rather violent at the moment. They turned on him and dropped the tea pots. "No room! No Room!" The March Hare Shouted and waved his hands frantically.

The white rabbit picked up a butter knife and chucked it at the young man in a fit. "You're much too late!" Door Mouse was so fearful for the young man's life she struggled to free herself to be of some assistance. Though it was of no use. "Oh dear, if only I had some jam to put on their noses. Though it would do me no good if I couldn't put it there." She shook her head in dismay. Though there in a basket by her feet was now a large sugar pillar and a glass jar filled with grapes. It was everything she needed for jam, but how could she get to it. Not to mention, making it would take much too long.

"Please be careful!" She called out to the young man in worry. It was all she could think to do at the moment.



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:39 am


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Now & Then

I Think Of When We Were Together
Like When You

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That You Were So Happy You Could

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You Can Get Addicted To A Certain Kind Of

[ Sadness ]

But You Treat Me Like A

[ Stranger ]

And It Feels So Rough


The warm sun fought to come through the thick trees. Sprinkling down upon her lounging form. The girl was lounging on a branch like it was a hammock. Her arm hanging off to one side while the other was crossed over her chest. The light barely hit her even though she was on the furthest branch up that would hold her. She was comfortable there, but she couldn't sleep through all the noise.

Imoken was small and lithe, looking very cat like. Especially with the large headphones she wore. They had a pair of metallic cat ears on the band. The black corset top had purple sleeves and she wore a pair of tight cotton pants that were black with purple stripes. It made her blend eerily into the dark atmosphere of the forest.

With all the noise going on she opened her eyes and sat up. Scratching her head she yawned and looked around. The forest was too dark for her to see anything clearly. Though she could easily make out the torn vines that now littered a sort of pathway. Climbing down to the path she began following the flora carnage towards the sources of the disturbance. She peeked around a tree to find four people. It almost looked like some kind of movie set-up. There was a damsel in distress, two masked villains, and a hero with a guitar...guitar?

Now Imoken was a little confused. The rabbits were tossing knives and s**t, but the guy had a guitar!!! That seemed extremely unfair.



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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 1:58 am


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"Turn Right!" A woman's voice shouted over the blaring steam horn of a runaway train. The monstrous machine was out of control. They'd already lost the other cars. Only the engine car was of any use now and it had lost the tracks a few miles back. Now it sped across field and dessert. Swiftly approaching was a large patch of forested area. Terra loved trains and though she was having the time of her life, she felt that crashing through such a grove would be a terrible thing to do.

She was hoping to detour the train but that didn't seem to be working. So instead she found the emergency break lever, that was strategically placed at the front of the engine. She tried to move it but it was stuck. With a good kick from her metal stiletto shoes it crashed to the other side and a large gear fell down slamming into the ground. The train rutted like a massive stead and Terra was sent flying.

She yelled in shock fearing she would slam into the ground and die. However she soared over the forest and landed squarely in a clearing. Crashing into a table and sending a jar of jam into the air. It popped open and emptied it's contents on two masked men. In a moment of oddness they passed out asleep on the clearing floor. Terra lie in a heap on the broken mess with tea spilling on her and treats throwing crumbs on her. Literally.

The tea table was so upset to be broken that the teapots, plates, and the food were now assaulting her and shouting at her to leave their bed. She blew a few strands of hair out of her face and smashed one of the cakes that threw strawberries at her.
"I always knew sweets were bad for you." She complained harshly.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:13 pm


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"Ellie I wanna sleep longer, just ten more minutes..." He mumbled as he cuddled up to his Cinnabunny. The small pink rabbit flailed in complain and grumbled. It managed to get out of his grip and tried to shake him. "Wake up!!" Bunny just pulled on his own pink ears and grumbled. The stuffed toy was so upset it reached into it's pocket and pulled out a large hammer.

CRASH!

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Bunny sat up and grabbed Cinnabunny by his ears. "That hurt! How could you?!" They argued for a little while longer before Bunny finally took a look around. He wasn't sure where he was, it was very dark but felt soft like fabric. He blinked and looked up where there was a small sliver of light. He started climbing the wall only to fall on his a**. "It's no use, I can't climb." Cinnabunny laughed at him and shook it's head. "Jump! We're bunnies after all!"

Bunny nodded and grabbed his friend. Jumping he flew easily out of the darkness. And out of a young girls pocket. He landed in her lap and looked up. How he'd fit in her pocket he had no idea. She had short brown hair in pigtails and seemed to be locked into a chair. "Hey miss, are you in trouble?" He asked politely as his pink ears twitched. "Did you kill someone?"

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:54 pm


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And I, yeah, I still need you, but what good's that gonna do?
Needing is one thing and getting, getting is another


Guitar in offensive position Kai was frozen in place. He had expected to be the hero in this situation, but that wasn't what happened at all. First there came the shouting from the sky. Followed by the tea table breaking under the form of a woman. "Holy hot pixels..." Was his only thought when he saw the mature heroine being assaulted by salt and sugar. Then it finally occurred to him to possibly help her.

Dropping the guitar weapon to the ground; he failed to notice it disappear in a puff of smoke. About to extend his hand to the second fair damsel in distress. His worst nightmare suddenly came pouncing out of nowhere. "What the hell is that?!" He screamed and flailed into the air landing squarely into the woman's lap. Clinging to her for protection from the vile monstrosity that was in front of him. "That's not natural! What the ********?"

All of his childhood nightmares were staring him in the face. That pink hair! Those fluffy ears! That small tail! Worse yet! There were two!!!!! One of them had begun questioning the first damsel as if there was nothing strange going on. With every passing moment he became paler and began shaking as if the world was slowly closing in on him.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:49 am


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"Well I'd hardly finished the first verse, when the Queen yelled out;
-"He's killing the time! Off with his head!"
Now he wont do a thing I ask, it's always six o'clock."



Things certainly weren't going the way she thought they might. A woman crashed into the teatable with a loud shout, her savoir seemed distracted, and then pop! There was a young man with pink hair and pink rabbit ears on her lap. Door Mouse was now thoroughly confused.

"Of course not!"
She shouted indigently. "I would never. I simply fell asleep while the hatter was asking his nonsense riddles again." She explained and gently picked the young man up to set him on his feet. Unaware that her restraints were just gone. "Honestly, to think me a murderer." She huffed and dusted off her apron. "What utter Jabberwocky."

Her attention was then drawn to the young man with dark hair. He seemed to be going into a fit. Without thinking she grabbed some jam and butter and put a small dollop of both on his nose. "Oh dear, I do hope that's the best butter." She then licked her sticky fingers and frowned. Surely that would calm him down at least a little.



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