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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:40 am

Felin Greenleaf

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ummmm well if you're blowing a dude and he spagoozes, keep sucking for a little bit after (best if you're the type that swallows) because apparently that s**t feels good.

More like it feels like you're trying to steal a soul.

surprised She could have it.

Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:44 pm

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Felin Greenleaf

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ummmm well if you're blowing a dude and he spagoozes, keep sucking for a little bit after (best if you're the type that swallows) because apparently that s**t feels good.

More like it feels like you're trying to steal a soul.

surprised She could have it.

is no one else laughing at "spagoozes"

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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:08 pm

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Felin Greenleaf

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ummmm well if you're blowing a dude and he spagoozes, keep sucking for a little bit after (best if you're the type that swallows) because apparently that s**t feels good.

More like it feels like you're trying to steal a soul.

surprised She could have it.

is no one else laughing at "spagoozes"

My step dad says "Spooge"?

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:12 pm

Soul... stealing. OH GOD. That broke me so hard.

At first I was all, "WOAH THERE GRAPHIC PEOPLE, YOU ARE ALL MAKING ME FEEL DIRTY." Then good old Felin...

Oh lord.

I can never suck d**k now, because I'll just think of that.
Forever.

Broken.

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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:20 pm

i want to post a guide on fingering/cunnilingus but i feel so uncomfortable typing it out

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:48 am

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i want to post a guide on fingering/cunnilingus but i feel so uncomfortable typing it out

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:49 am

The guys in this keep killing me. :l

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:29 am

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:22 am

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The guys in this keep killing me. :l

Well our info is pertinent. Not ALL of the women here are hetero.

We also just happen to be immature, but I think that's the internet in general.

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:45 am

lesbians do it better though wink

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:28 am

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lesbians do it better though wink

My girlfriend is pansexual, had not dated guys for... a long long time (she was 28 when we met), and so far she thinks I do it best. razz

xD The only saving grace was that it was a good thing, shes brutally honest. xD
if I sucked she'd have been like "it wasn't life changing but it was better than the shower wand" or something.

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:11 pm

It isn't the actual info making me laugh i is the joking remarks and photos that make me laugh.

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