Mom was cooking and goes "Here, try a potato" and puts it in my plate and it bounces OFF the plate and onto the floor, so it's deamed Smokeys. Duh.
But see, the potato IS PIPING HOT! We tell him this. He does the herp face and tilts his head, tilts some more, then derps. Eats it. Gags. Spits it out.
"Yeah smokey, it's HOT."
Derps. Herps. Eats it.
2 minutes later he throws up all over the house, like his whole meal, just as we're about to eat.
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