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 Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:31 am
Because years ago everything was upside down and gravity decided to change.
What happens if I cut my finger off?
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:46 pm
How dumb can you be? Obviously if you cut you're finger off, you start bleeding skittles. It isn't rocket science people!
What happens if I named a dog, "Cat"?
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:03 pm
It would turn into a badger
What sound does a badger make?
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:15 pm
What ever sound chuck norris wants it to.
Why is pie so good?
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:46 pm
Because Chuck Norris wants it to be tasty
Why do my fart smell?
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:20 pm
Because there is an old alcoholic geezer living in your butt who needs to let out a burp every day or so.
Why is there corruption in politics/the government?
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