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omgIisonfiyah rolled 2 20-sided dice:
15, 2
Total: 17 (2-40)
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 Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:39 pm
Opponent: Zero Zombie Army
Current Health: 42 When I was finally a sufficient distance I put my sniper rifle to my eye and began lining up the shot. Then out of nowhere a bird flies out as I fire. I frantically checked the scope to see if I hit anything. I did, there was a teensy little scratch on the first Zombie's head. For miles anyone and everyone could hear me screaming and cursing about how much of a fail that snipe shot had been.... Damage Dealt: 2 emotion_donotwant
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omgIisonfiyah rolled 2 20-sided dice:
11, 12
Total: 23 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:29 am
Opponent: Zero Zombie Army
HP: 40 My next attack attempt was met with failure when I tripped over my shoelace and missed the throw. On the bright side, there was only one zombie again as the other one had been run over my a shopping cart with chainsaws attached to it. "Thanks Frank West." Called from my prone position on the ground.
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omgIisonfiyah rolled 2 20-sided dice:
15, 13
Total: 28 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:34 am
Opponent: Zero Zombie Army
HP: 40 Thanks to Franks distraction, I was able to sneak up on my first opponent and attack with my chain. This sent the damn thing flying unexpectedly and I now had to go find it again and curb stomp it into true death. "Son of a whore, now I gotta find that stupid thing before it bites someone and spreads the infection." I said and sighed as I began my romp through the woods to try and find the zombie I was fighting. Damage Done: 13
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omgIisonfiyah rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 8
Total: 16 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 4:37 pm
Opponent: Zero Zombie Army
HP: 27 Things were getting really annoying, for SOME UNGODLY REASON, my attacks did not want to connect. "WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!" I yelled in dismay.
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omgIisonfiyah rolled 2 20-sided dice:
3, 19
Total: 22 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 4:40 pm
Opponent: Zero Zombie Army
HP: 27 I tried attacking again but it didn't want to work. At that point, I was so frustrated I did not feel like elaborating any more on my inability to launch an effective offensive.
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omgIisonfiyah rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 13
Total: 19 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:32 pm
Opponent: Zero Zombie Army
HP: 27 My attempts at attacking and subsequently failing were beginning to aggravate me.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:39 pm
Opponent: Zero Zombie Army
HP: 27 I stood there preparing to attack, for some reason I kept getting distracted.
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omgIisonfiyah rolled 2 20-sided dice:
7, 16
Total: 23 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:41 pm
Opponent: Zero Zombie Army
HP: 27 I'll edit this disaster tomorrow. stressed
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