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 Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:29 am
If I had a p***s, I'd have it on my forehead and make it hard all the time and prance around like a magical unicorn.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:37 pm
Dicks aren't always comical. They can be extremely horrifying.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:11 pm
This entire conversation is brutal.
Last I checked, people can't help the way their no-nos' look.
Like, what if one of the LSG females had one of these "Lovecraft vaginas" that you declare to be horrifying?
All this thread would have done is succeeded in doing is making her feel more awkward and insecure.
GOOD JOB ASSHOLES.
That being said, if her labia minora protrudes more than three inches from her labia majora then you should be wary, because I'm pretty sure the only reason something would need that much cover would be to hide the sharp teeth hidden within.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:37 am
if her v****a looks lovecraftian maybe she should feel awkward
it'd probably explain the sudden disappearance of all her sexual partners
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:51 pm
Tenacious Travis if her v****a looks lovecraftian maybe she should feel awkward it'd probably explain the sudden disappearance of all her sexual partners om nom nom
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:32 pm
this is one of those things you shouldn't talk about when girls are present. guys see dicks everywhere. most of the time girls only see vaginas in porn. and they don't look like 'normal' vaginas. none of us have any idea what makes a 'normal' v****a and it's not nice to think your v****a might look like the great cthulhu.
wanna know why rampant rabbits have a face on the p***s part and make it look like a little man and a cute bunny? because penises are ******** weird man. they look like a mutant variety of mushroom attached to your CROTCH. and then there are ball sacks, even the nice ones look like something out of lovecraft.
i wouldn't be so high and mighty about your weird-a** genitalia. the only way i don't freak the ******** out when i see a p***s is because i imagine it with a face.
fun fact: i drew a face on a guy's bell end once with the japseye for a mouth. we made it talk. it was amazing. it had a goatee.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:34 am
see
I hear chicks talk about how weird dicks look all the time
but I say how freaky a v****a looks and I shouldn't talk about that? ******** that noise, your genitals look just as ******** as mine and ima say something
EDIT: though, I'm sure most of them don't look like gaping monsters, it's the chicks in porn and chicks who post photos of theirs on tumblr that seem to have the weirdest ones
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:46 am
I wish I could use visual aids to demonstrate what I mean ¬¬
"here is a v****a that looks like cthulu. maybe from copious overuse?"
"here is one that looks like.. like a v****a. or at least, every other 'normal' v****a I've ever seen."
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:55 pm
they both look weird. they are ******** weird. what i'm saying is a guy knows his d**k looks like a d**k. a lot of women live in constant fear that their v****a looks like something from the blue lagoon because they generally don't see a lot of vaginas and when they do they see 'pretty' vaginas.
either way, tell a woman that some vaginas look like a weird sea monster and there is no way she's confident enough in her v****a to let you put your d**k in it. i'm just giving you a heads up... so to speak lololol.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:57 pm
BA DUM TSCH
well yeah if I intend to pork someone I'm not going to be like "jesus christ your v****a looks like a mythological creature holy ******** s**t"
Ed. note: ps I'm sure you all have very lovely vaginas. I would be honoured to plunge into any of them. as long as you're 18.
ok
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:27 pm
Tenacious Travis well yeah if I intend to pork someone I'm not going to be like "jesus christ your v****a looks like a mythological creature holy ******** s**t" Unless you then unzip your pants and say: "SHA-WING!! I SHALL VANQUISH THIS EVIL BEAST!! FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE!!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:33 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:30 pm
I'm pretty sure there's deeper seated insecurities involved that would make someone have surgery to get the "perfect v****a", and that a silly topic on the internet wouldn't be the tipping point.
ps you guys.. do realize I'm not being 120% serious here, right? yes, genitalia look weird, but I'm not actually creeped out by vaginas. Nor do I really think they look like mythological beasts xp
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