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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:01 am
wicked_lady ... When your reading bible stories and all you see is slash sweatdrop Damn it all, I'm reading a book called 'the god stories' which is a collection of the bible stories so I can read it ^_^ I've tried reading my bible a couple of times, but I usually don't make it past the first page. Anyway, I'm going through it, thinking non Slashy thoughts, and then there's this 'and he embraced Jacob (though some say that his hand searched for hidden silks wrapped around his body, and that his tongue as he kissed him slipped between his lips and felt for diamonds carried in his mouth' I died! lol. i got to a christian school and ya. that IS weird. (lol. can you SPELL obsessed?!!!!!!) yeah me too though, it's always on my mind even though my school thinks it is bad. o_O
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:19 pm
XxFallen_DemonxX when you go to a rock concert (i'm a guy, so bear with me) and want to make out so badly with the hott lead singer... what's even better: when it actually happens!!! story time!!!!!!! So... i went to the MSI (Mindless Self Indulgence) concert in Orlando with a couple of my friends, and we were all talking about how it would be absolutely AWESOME if i made out with Jimmy (totally awesome lead singer). So the opening band is up, and they sucked... so i go out to have a cigarette... mind you, i had tight pants, and no shirt, and written on my chest was "MAKE OUT WITH ME" in black eyeliner. Hott, no? so i'm walking outside, and this really hott guy looks at me and says "Okay." and in my head, i'm going "Holy s**t! he looks just like freaking Jimmy!" so yeah... we're making out... totally hott... that guy KNOWS how to use his tongue! and... my hand was in his pants... la de da... you know... all that jazz... and one of the stage hands comes out and says "Hey Jimmy... we need you backstage." in my head, i am freaking out SO bad... but i'm not showing it. So Jimmy looks at me and says "Damn. Too bad we can't take you on tour with us. I'd make sure that bus didn't stop moving!" when i went out for my cigarette, i was drooling... oh yeah... i rock. dude, what'd your friends say?
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:43 pm
Draupnir2005 shorro So I work at Toys R Us. And a few weeks ago I was straightening the board games and I happened to glance up at a game really quick before looking back down. And I was like eek Because I thought the game was called "Who Needs Head?" And I instantly think of Snape from Harry Potter. But, really? The game is actually called "What's in Ned's Head?" sweatdrop *snicker* xd Oh my god, that's awesome. You made me Laugh Out Loud. ...Snape NEEDS head...from Harry. <3 *is a Snape/Harry fan*
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:04 pm
You know you’re addicted when you’re ok with your boyfriend sleeping with someone else as long as it’s a guy and you can watch.
My boyfriend shares a bed with his male best friend and they’re both bi. I think something is going on between them and I only feel disappointed that I can’t watch.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:06 pm
Also when you think ever guy is gay or bi and prefers guys over girls.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:01 pm
you know your to into slash when you ask your friends to write you slashy fanfiction because you're getting all pms-y at fanfiction.net for not having it.
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:44 pm
When you're making little mental notes in your head about every anime, and pairing them up with characters from other animes... Or, when your friends have a nickname, and then their worst enemy has a nickname, which is a very popular yaoi couple, go together hand in hand. (Ex: My friend Jenny vs. Lisa....... On the other hand, Iruka(J)-Kakashi(L) They don't go so well)
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