I'm called: Mortimer of Pearlmouth
But I'm also known as: Morty, Idiot
The number of candles on my last cake: 16
The doctor said I was a: Male
I enjoy hitting on: Straight
When I grow up, I'll be a : Knight
I'm really good at: Maths
Jousting
I reside at: The Royal Palace
I love: Humor
Maths
Riding
Sunshine
Don't even mention: Headaches
Winter
Washing dishes
People say I'm: Coming from the southernmost city of Tortall, Morty (as he is known to his friends) has a queer accent that he and classmates adore to make fun of. Quick talking as he his quick on the uptake, he has a distinctive graceful, boneless walk. Most people shun him for his black, seemingly pupilless eyes and his dark take on life. During his time as squire he was often Gale's partner-in-crime and still takes an active part in coming up with ideas for jokes and pranks, as a result he is also often to be seen paying his debt along side her. He regards Gale and Lance as the younger siblings he never had.
His teachers hope that one day he will grow out of his fondness for pranks and fulfill his potential as a brilliant tactician.
My Master: Robotic Zamat
This is me: 
