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 Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:30 am
A entire thread for jokes
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:38 pm
I just have to throw this out here... Knock knock jokes have to be the worst kind of joke ever invented. If I could go back in time to kill the creator... I so totally would.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:43 pm
.... stare try having a 5 yearold sister who likes to tell them.... the same one 10 times in a row.....
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:44 pm
I got a interesting one:
Dear Scientist,
Your mom thought i was big enough
Signed Pluto
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:46 pm
Shadow Wolf Nyx .... stare try having a 5 yearold sister who likes to tell them.... the same one 10 times in a row..... try telling them a joke that ends in a real "punchline" (BOO)
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:39 pm
Knock knock
Who's there?
retro
retro who?
retrograve
bahahahahaha!!! Funny!
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:42 pm
Shadow Wolf Nyx .... stare try having a 5 yearold sister who likes to tell them.... the same one 10 times in a row..... Stuff that eek My younger sister won some prize at school recently... ya wanna know what it is? A knock-knock joke book, I had nightmares of the damn thing for weeks.
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:46 pm
The challenge should involve not making toilet jokes, in that case.
Who's first?
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:39 pm
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold 'a genie' appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for... a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that map again..."
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:19 am
Stefan Lee Salvatore A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold 'a genie' appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for... a good man." The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that map again..."
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