|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 7:25 pm
mine constantly makes references to southpark and Family Guy
he always threatens the precussionists with beatings
he always makes politically incorrect remarks to our ghetto a** clock
and somehow manages to find out the relationship status of everyone in the band and then gives them copious amounts of crap about it
and for these reasons i love band class lol
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 7:40 pm
haha. my band director threatons to beat us too XD
He also makes some sexually related jokes at times and loves to fling our music folders so all of our sheet music falls out and we have to pick it up rofl
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:31 pm
My BD always calls us "man" no matter who we are. >.< and always lies.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 7:11 pm
My BD always says something that other teachers would find inipropreate! lol. but in a good way. he sometimes yells at us, but not really. He makes comments about people liking each other. Yet, somehow he hasnt said anything about me. eek lol
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:57 pm
My middle school band Teacher would smile when he got mad. And it actually was quite creepy. And he would slightly c**k his head to the side.
My high school tacher constantly hit's his baton on his music stand, and pretends to stab him self with it when we mess up really badly.
He also brings is son, who is like three, to the Pep Band games.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:26 pm
Oh lets see, Mr. Shaner likes to hum the melody to us if we cant sight read it, (or if the idiots cant count it) he also will make up the strangest lyrics to a song if he doesn't know the real ones. and with the kids that are constantly bad he taps his baton on the rail on his little stand when we wont shut up or he just stands their and glares at you. once he even walked over and pulled the kids over to the front of the romm got in their faces and stared, one of the kids laughed and he got kicked out of the band room! hahahahahaha ahhh Mr. Shaner.......
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:55 pm
My band director constantly throws things at us. Mostly it's things like markers and her baton. She I guess thinks it'll help us focuse and remember not to mess up. Also she tends to throw her baton on accident, it's really funny. Usually it hits the flutes and sometimes it'll hit the clarinets and saxophones. She also falls on the podium, she is very clutsey on there.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:25 am
Reading this thread has made me realize how absolutely normal my director is. boooo
Well, every once and awhile he'll have an outburst of abnormal.
Like during jazz the other day I was like, "hey, we forgot to make copies again" and he screamed OHHHH SHOOT!
I didn't know if I could laugh or if I should be scared, actually.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:30 am
My Band Director would constantly stop the class in what we are doing and tell us stories of his social life or something that happened in the band before.
He would also tell us when we are getting angry at him or someone and we all say it,"Take it to the mall."
Because the story goes that every time he goes to the band festival with our band if there was an argument it always happens at the mall.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:57 pm
Aww I miss my old BDs..
We called the first one the Angry Elf because he had pointed ears and when he got mad his face and bald head turned bright red.
Our second BD was uptight and professional his first year, but we corrupted him. By the end of his second year he was throwing his baton at the drummers...swearing right along with us and telling us random stories from his childhood "in the middle of ##$^&* nowhere". He would also put on our school mascot uniform and play the drum set during football games, frequently flipping off cheerleaders and flute players when no one was paying attention. I just adored that man when he convinced our principal that we needed to watch the Star Wars series 'for the musical value' rofl
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:38 pm
My band teacher always yells PAYNE! When hes talking to me because thats my last name.
He always says he cant wait to replace the percussion.
He always says we have an army of saxs and flutes. 4laugh
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:09 pm
He chucks his baton at us. Occasionally he'll fling it too high and it'll get stuck in the accoustic ceiling tiles. By the end of there year there are like two dozen of the things stuck up there.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:56 am
my first bdwas very strict but we all adore her.
When i switched schools i found out that i had a band teacher that was obsessed with telling us we need to be more like the band he plays in.And last year(my first year at this school)we got strasight 1's at festiv. and he didnt let us go to states because the year b4 our band got kicked out of a place because of the kids that werent even in the band anymore.Yet he still manages to make us laugh,like during marching season the last day he broke sombodys alto by stepping on it when we were cahsing him with water ballons smile
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:56 pm
He's not bad I guess....He yells at us, rages, turns red, sweats alot during marching band season for some reason, and when he is tuning us his ears twitches! 3nodding
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:49 pm
Our band director is always making video game references that only five or six people (including me) can understand.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
