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SoThatAznGirl

PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:13 pm


lol! I got this one from Maru, then sent her the one she posted.

badtzmaru

Dear SoThatAznGirl,

Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new pebble you saw in Macy's-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left neck to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand jay-walkings to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Princess Peach, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Green Lantern in the ankle for just one moment with that thing."

Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!

Yours grudgingly,
badtzmaru

Then I got this one from Dess:
-Dessynea-

Dear SoThatAznGirl,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a huge Xmas! I'm sure visions of pizza-plums are already swimming in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your bugs with boughs of bird seed? Have you spiked the ice cream with plenty of vodka? Have you run your scarf by the chimney with care? Did you leave out taco and some eggnog for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours fast,
-Dessynea-

And sent her this one in reply:
SoThatAznGirl
Dear -Dessynea-,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a car for warmth drinking juice. I'm reading a book on the history of cameras-- really soft stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty fluffy before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a jacket and snuggle up with a elephant on your lap!

Yours happily,
SoThatAznGirl
PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:27 am


68 E 68
Dear LightsideDarksider,

Today we decorated our holiday boulder. I hung strings of brown midgets all over it, and topped it with a tomatoes. It's funny! Plus it smells like a poo, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to trip some cookies to give to Justin. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some toes, fingers and strange berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?

Yours forcefully,
68 E 68


I love Christmas.

Sir Codin
Crew


Sweet Amber Lynne
Crew

Beloved Businesswoman

PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:27 am


Dear Sweet Amber Lynne,

Today we decorated our holiday stuffed alligator. I hung strings of phallic symbols all over it, and topped it with a little derpy face. It's a Pokemon master! Plus it smells like a rather pungent hobo, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to bamf some cookies to give to a complete stranger. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some cyanide, bullets made of lead and poisonous berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?

Yours homicidally,
Cabron the Swan
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Dear Sweet Amber Lynne,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a Blue Xmas! I'm sure visions of Ramen-plums are already Running in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your Dogs with boughs of cytoplasm? Have you spiked the noodles with plenty of water? Have you run your shirt.? by the chimney with care? Did you leave out more freaking noodles and some coke for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours ?? ,
ToushirouLover_8701
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Dear Sweet Amber Lynne,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a huge Xmas! I'm sure visions of pizza-plums are already swimming in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your bugs with boughs of bird seed? Have you spiked the ice cream with plenty of vodka? Have you run your scarf by the chimney with care? Did you leave out taco and some eggnog for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours fast,
-Dessynea-
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