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 Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 11:47 pm
This is Ong. He is a perma. He comes from an alternate universe where M. Night Shyamalan did nothing wrong. He arrived via the trash can in 2012.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 11:49 pm
This is the entire nation of Qatar. She is a perma. She comes from I wanna say the South Pole? North Pole? Somewhere. She arrived via Sinterklaus in 2012.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2015 1:53 am
This is Topher Grace. She is a perma. She comes from THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE. She arrived via Slenderman which I assure you was once topical in 2012.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2015 1:55 am
This is the nephew of Iroh, one of the greatest fictional characters of all time. He is a perma. He comes from a tea shop, I think? All I know about Avatar is THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE, none of the animals are normal, everything changed when the fire nation attacked, Azula is terrible, Katara's brother's first girlfriend turned into the moon and then this guy said "That's rough buddy," Katara's brother can never remember that Toph is blind, and Iroh is great. He arrived via Prancer the Pyromaniac in 2012.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2015 1:56 am
This is Little Harry Dresden. He is a perma. He comes from Chicago, the greatest city in the world. He arrived via my mom in 2012.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2015 2:02 am
This is Roland- but not Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner.
Actually, that's a great song. Let's listen to it now.
He is a perma. He does not come from the land of the midnight sun with a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done- and he did not make a deal in Denmark on a dark in stormy day, nor did he set out for Biafra to join the bloody fray. Through '66 and 7, he did not fight the Congo War. His finger was never on his trigger, leading the gore. Through day and night he did not battle the Bantu to their knees- he did not kill to earn his living or help out the Congolese. His comrades did not fight beside him, Van Owen or the rest. Of all the Thompson gunners, he was not the best. The CIA did not decide they wanted him dead, and that son of a b***h Van Owen did not blow off his head.
They do not see his headless body stalking through the night and they do not see the muzzle flash of his Thompson gun. He did not search the continent for the man who did him in. He did not find him in Mombasa in a barroom drinking gin. He did not aim his Thompson gun; he did not say a word; he did not blow Van Owen's body from there to Johannesburg. He is not the eternal Thompson gunner still wandering through the night; even now, fifty years later, he does not keep up the fight in Ireland, Lebanon, Palestine, or Berkley. Patty Hurst did not hear the burst of Roland's Thompson gun, nor did she buy it.
This is an entirely different Roland.
He arrived via your mom in 2012.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2015 2:06 am
This is Saved by the Bell. She is a perma. She comes from the place in the early 2000s when my mom wouldn't let me read Sandman because I made the mistake of asking for it for Christmas and my grandma looked it up and had to talk to a priest about it so I just kept rereading these to get my fill of goffick fantasy. She arrived via Guillermo del Toro in 2012.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2015 2:08 am
This is That's Not My Watch Commander. He is a perma. He comes from Ankh-Morpok. He arrived via  in 2012.
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