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The_Master_Wielder Captain
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 Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:07 pm
You're cleaning out your room and find a toy you haven't played with in years. You spend the next hour with it.
This word game is relatively simple. I start with a sentence. the next poster comes up with something unfortunate. the person after that person comes up with something fortunate that counters said misfortune, and the fortune and misfortune repeats. For example:
Me: One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop
Next person:Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a refrigerator.
Third:Unfortunately, these marshmallows had poisonous spikes on them.
Fourth:Fortunately, the spikes were made of Jello.
I will start.
A man, getting off work was calling for a taxi.
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:38 pm
Unfortunately, the Taxi Driver didn't see him, and hit the man.
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The_Master_Wielder Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:45 pm
Luckily the man knew some parkour and did a quadruple kong over the taxi.
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:08 pm
Unfortunately, he was TOO good at his parkour, and hit his head on a lamp post.
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The_Master_Wielder Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:13 pm
fortunatly at the hospital he had a hell of a good looking nurse wink
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:31 pm
UNfortunatly she was gay.
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The_Master_Wielder Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:49 pm
Fortunately, he was too, and didn't care that she was.
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:06 pm
unfortunatly upon realise he pulled an epic fail
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The_Master_Wielder Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:29 pm
Fortunately, the Ungfailu people, native to the region, feed on fail, and his epic fail was like a delicious banquet to them.
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:36 pm
Unfortunately, this epic feast of epic fail made the Ungfailu blood crazed, causing them to devour our poor protagonist and change the heroine(...?) of our story to Helga, a body builder with a certain fondness for chemicals.
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The_Master_Wielder Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:57 pm
Fortunately, Helga was rich, and owned a private jet, which she used to escape the Ungfailu onslaught that quickly overwhelmed the city.
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:03 pm
Uuuuunfortunately, upon landing she discovered her hit TV sitcom had been canceled, leading to a fit of roid rage which led to some time in... THE SLAMMER.
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The_Master_Wielder Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:37 pm
Fortunately, the slammer was actually the name of a pro wrestler, who owned the Jail Helga went to. When he was touring the facility one day, he discovered Helga's wrestling abilities, and made her his tag team partner.
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:12 pm
Unfortunately, Helga fell in love with him, which totally blocked his ability to get any chicks, and he had to get rid of her.
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