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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:29 am
Rant topic.
I hate 40-year-old non-Americanized East Indian women who come to my checkout line with 40 pairs of shoes, 3/4ths of which do NOT have price tags because they're conveniently "missing", insists in broken English that they want the extra 10 cents off of every pair of shoes and that our computers are wrong even though the shoes are 99 cents each so they want them for 89 cents, and then after making me void out and rescan EVERY item 3 times each, decide they only want two pairs out of the group.
If you curry-smelling cunts read this somehow, please note that Kmart is NOT your ******** country, and I'm not going to take your daughter or livestock as appropriate tender for our wares. We do NOT haggle. You do NOT have the right to hold up my entire ******** line just because you thought it'd be a good idea to grab two different socks and buy them together as a pair. You do NOT have the right to yell at me in whatever the ******** dead language it is you cameljockies speak in.
We do NOT have time to deal with your BULL s**t because the hairy non-English-speaking mexican woman behind you in line best be getting to the house of the waspy white woman she works for in the next 10 minutes. She had to go to Kmart to pick up 3 bags of off-brand detergent I happen to be allergic to yet have to pick up, handle, and bring out to her car on occasion, as well as 40 bottles of Lysol spray.
And would you like to apply for a Sears Credit Card and recieve $10 off your purchase today if approved?
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:50 am
Every god damn old a** cripple and over feed fat a** that comes into walmart look for amigo and bitches to high heaven when there all in use like there the ******** king of there white trash trailer park. it take ever thing i have not to tell these cows walking the store not going to kill, and in the back of my mine im hoping it doz, if you need a ******** amigo so ******** bad go buy one and stop bitching at the greeters we dont care.
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oh stupid coworkers all the other customers getting up before noon and school bus piss me of to
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playing with myself Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:09 am
haha, i woke up with the term "Fandomnoobs" in my head. I thought i was being original Dx
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:40 pm
When I can't c** for my girlfriend. I hate that so much.
I also hate not starting for football.
I also completely and utterly dislike when people talk too much, because they no i won't do anything. s**t sux bros.
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Dallas Overload Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:08 pm
Waiting in the hospital waiting room for my sister to give birth for 14 hours straight. Her boyfriend who knocked her up is a total asswipe. My mother is highly pissed at him. Apparently sister's boyfriend doesn't want my mother in the room while my sister is giving birth. Boyfriend didn't want my sister to go to the "La Ma's" classes, so my sister is clueless on what to do. <---That's how my day went today...Most of what happened in that paragraph pisses me off.
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:16 pm
Mister Banter Rant topic. I hate 40-year-old non-Americanized East Indian women who come to my checkout line with 40 pairs of shoes, 3/4ths of which do NOT have price tags because they're conveniently "missing", insists in broken English that they want the extra 10 cents off of every pair of shoes and that our computers are wrong even though the shoes are 99 cents each so they want them for 89 cents, and then after making me void out and rescan EVERY item 3 times each, decide they only want two pairs out of the group.
If you curry-smelling cunts read this somehow, please note that Kmart is NOT your ******** country, and I'm not going to take your daughter or livestock as appropriate tender for our wares. We do NOT haggle. You do NOT have the right to hold up my entire ******** line just because you thought it'd be a good idea to grab two different socks and buy them together as a pair. You do NOT have the right to yell at me in whatever the ******** dead language it is you cameljockies speak in.
We do NOT have time to deal with your BULL s**t because the hairy non-English-speaking mexican woman behind you in line best be getting to the house of the waspy white woman she works for in the next 10 minutes. She had to go to Kmart to pick up 3 bags of off-brand detergent I happen to be allergic to yet have to pick up, handle, and bring out to her car on occasion, as well as 40 bottles of Lysol spray.
And would you like to apply for a Sears Credit Card and recieve $10 off your purchase today if approved?I have to deal with them too. We call them clearance Indians. They walk-in and go straight to the clearance isle. Or they pick up a display of an active item and try to buy it half off because its already opened. they won't even listen when we tell them we can't sell the display since there is an unopened box of it.
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Mr Popo in your mouth Crew
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:16 pm
Cat sitting for an ungrateful sister while she plays around in Chicago. Maybe you needy little boy cat wouldn't sh** all over the bathroom if you gave him some attention. You've been crying about it all this time and it hasn't happened to me once. You have no cable and it's freezing in here. I'd be better off outside typing this out on your crappy little netbook. I can't wait for you to get back so I can go back home where there's heat, cable, a real PC and my own bed.
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:06 pm
those retard video game fans who complain if something new doesn't come out in the next game then complains if they DO add something new
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