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 Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:57 am
Bibsta Hula_dancing_monkeyo.O Banditman.EXE Ever have a "Freudian Slip"? Where you say things like "boobs" or something like that in place of similar sounding words? My friends Jade and Rachel were talking and I hear Jade say that she was happy because she got a birth-day kiss from some girl. Then I walked over and was going to say "you want one from me too?" just to be funny and it came out "wanna make out?" stressed WTF?! I still kick myself for that one! sweatdrop That reminds me of something, my group for this national history day thing and I were sitting there being bored. So I left to go use the potty and when I came back, my friends Ian and Ashley were laughing. I asked them what was so funny, and they showed me this book on the lady that we were studying, Victioria Woodhull. Apparently, they had switched all of the things in the book with my atributes and my name. So Ashley told Ian to read it aloud and he did. This is exactly what he said: 'Laura Bibioff was born in the small town of Lynwood Washington in 1992. She was a pleasant child, with her blonde hair and cornflower boob eyes' I was mortified and Ashley was laughing her a** off. Now that I look back on it, it was pretty funny Ian is a perv. I've decided You havent met Kyle yet, have you?
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:42 pm
first off i am a blond:
well i was super mad at my mom one day and i was storming off yelling, then all of the sudden when i open the door i hit myself it the head with it, hard.
i was going out to the movies to chapperone my sis's date when i walked into an open door.
on my first day of school in 5th grade after shutting the car door i walked straight into a pole.
well at this festival thing at school me and my friends were being loners and hangen out doin nothin and i was drinken grape soda, when my friend said sumthin really funny and i sprayed the inthire thing all over her, then i started laghin my a** off until she poured orange sode over my head.
same place but me and my friend ryan were drencing ourselves by standing near the dunking booth, when we ran aroung hugging everyone getting them wet. i did this to my old science teache w/out relising she had a whith shirt on ..... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. then me and ryan hugged eachother competeing for the wettest person.
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:12 am
I would like to tell you about this teacher that I had called Mrs Moore.
Mrs Moore was a very annyoing teacher. I don't know how old she was, but I think she was at least 80. She would torture all students by shouting abuse down their ears and she gave me a very hard time, as my sister used to terrize her and she thought I would be the same. She shouted in this very hight pitched annying voice and you would not belive how small she is. On time she was shoutig her little head off (as usual) but I could not see her. Then suddenly, she walked out out this cupboard (that was an extremely small cupboard) and I then realised that she is smaller than I thought! xd sweatdrop eek Another time, I was talkin gto a friend and I said that Mrs Moore is a grumpy old dragon, and as I said that, she walked past without me noticing. Oops. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:37 pm
So this is really stupid, but this one time my friends and I were sitting in the hallway at school and I either had my ipod on or we were signing a song or soemthing, I don't remember. But either way I had a song in my head that has this really good drum part, so the part comes up and I really get into it and start wailing my hands around in hte air liek im drumming like mad. But for some reason, I had the picture of that scene in Tarzan when the monekys are drumming on the skulls above them in my head, so Im druming like above my head. Needless to say, no one else knew what I was doing, so I looked like an absolute idiot banging my head and throwing my fists through the air to some imaginary music. xd rofl
my friends just stopped and stared and started cracking up. They do it all the time now just to make fun of me. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:19 am
um...yea, this one, I didnt do, even though its funny as hell its REALLY mortifying!
My friend TJ and I were sitting by the tennis courts by my school just sitting there doing nothing. All of a sudden, TJ just lets one RIP. And I really mean it too. I ran a bit away and my fried Kristan comes up. He looked at me, then TJ and was like 'TJ, what did you do?!' TJ just calmly looked at him and said 'What do you think I did?' Kristan started to laugh his a** off.
The next one was even worse gonk (and it still involves TJ, the fart master!)
Me, Kristan, Elise and TJ were sitting in TJ's house, me and TJ were watching as Elise and Kristan played Foosball(I have no idea how to spell that gonk ) Well, I got bored and poked TJ in the side, causing him to giggle. To my delight and his horror, TJ is EXTREMELY Ticklish! I sat there and tickled the hell out of him for about 30 seconds. And can you guess what he does? He lets one rip, with me basically on top of him. The room was silent for a minute, I almost thought it was his squeaky couch but then I looked at his face, which was bright red with embarrasment and he ran out of the room. There are more events after this, but I am trying to forget them 3nodding
And that is Laura's funny for the day 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:38 am
Hula_dancing_monkeyo.O um...yea, this one, I didnt do, even though its funny as hell its REALLY mortifying! My friend TJ and I were sitting by the tennis courts by my school just sitting there doing nothing. All of a sudden, TJ just lets one RIP. And I really mean it too. I ran a bit away and my fried Kristan comes up. He looked at me, then TJ and was like 'TJ, what did you do?!' TJ just calmly looked at him and said 'What do you think I did?' Kristan started to laugh his a** off. The next one was even worse gonk (and it still involves TJ, the fart master!) Me, Kristan, Elise and TJ were sitting in TJ's house, me and TJ were watching as Elise and Kristan played Foosball(I have no idea how to spell that gonk ) Well, I got bored and poked TJ in the side, causing him to giggle. To my delight and his horror, TJ is EXTREMELY Ticklish! I sat there and tickled the hell out of him for about 30 seconds. And can you guess what he does? He lets one rip, with me basically on top of him. The room was silent for a minute, I almost thought it was his squeaky couch but then I looked at his face, which was bright red with embarrasment and he ran out of the room. There are more events after this, but I am trying to forget them 3nodding And that is Laura's funny for the day 4laugh -> gonk -> redface -> xd -> rofl
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:39 am
*wipes a tear away* no matter how old you get, farts are somehow always funny. Even the word fart can make grown men giggle.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:30 pm
Once I was outside of the band hall and it was raining and I love walking in the rain and all of a sudden the song "singing in the rain" popped into my head. So I started singing and dancing and my best friend was just staring at me like I was crazy. I kept on singing and I didn't realize that I was right next to a paw print that was painted on the ground (the paw prints at my school that are infamous for making people slip on them when they r wet). Suddenly I realize I am on my back looking up at the sky and the back of my pants r completly soaked. Then my friend just bursts out laughing and even to this day she won't leave me alone about it.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:55 pm
What Tokyo just said reminds me of something my friend Vicky did xd She was running around our outdoor lunch area when she tripped over a piece of wood and fell flat on her a**. It was funny as hell rofl
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:08 pm
m'kay....so hula and some other friends and i were just jumping on the ol' trampoline and one of the guys there, kristan (weird spelling....) he jumps where poor old me is sitting and BAM goes the junk in my face!!!1 i was like..."dood i know you cant resist but keep control" and he was just lilke "man i have the Worst luck on this stoopid thing..." and you could probably compare his face to a tomato and he would have out shone it. rofl
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:14 pm
Ok, guess what!?!?! Another trampoline story from the lives of Laura and Elise 4laugh
A few weeks ago, I had a slumber party with a lot of my friends. It was about two in the morning and we were kinda antzy. So we just run outside and start hopping. Then we took our shirts off. We were bouncing around for an even longer time, then we took our pants off. We started hopping again, jumping off my shed, flipping and doing other fun things, untill we realized that our bras just werent doing it for us. So those came off too. So at two something in the morning, there were six mostly naked girls jumping around on my trampoline. But something still wasnt right. Then it hit us, our underwear! So we hopped for about an hour on my trampoline, butt a** naked, having lots of fun. cheese_whine
^-^ I bet that got you thinking naughty dramallama cheese_whine
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:21 pm
yet ANOTHER story from the trampoline of Laura....
Me, laura and vicky were hanging around on the trampoline that we are all so fond of. THen we start to flip and spin and stuff. So Vicky tried it. She thought flipping was fun, untill she landed slightly on her back, so Laura made her do another one. BIG MISTAKE Vicky landed on her neck......Sounds bad, doesnt it? Well, vicky was fine, she is just more slightly retarted than usual. Her new nickname, instead of name-forgetter, is head-landed-on 4laugh ........ rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:45 am
OK so I've gotten alot of requests for clevage shots from people in MPL since Im a cam whore and I have big boobs. But this one guy has pestered me about it quite often. And we've grown to be friends and all that jazz, but every once and awhile he'll be like Boobs now! And I'll be like no. So the other day he IM's me about it and Im like no. SO he starts naming prices,
Him: 10k
Me: no
Him:15k
me: no
him: 20k
me: no
him: fine all my gold, all the donations items-minus the devil tail
me: no
him: fine take my god damn devil tail
me: no
and then he starts saying all these things and making me feel really guilty about it. (I have a really soft spot for those bad off) and so I caved in and gave him hte cleavage shot. for free
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:50 am
Bibsta OK so I've gotten alot of requests for clevage shots from people in MPL since Im a cam whore and I have big boobs. But this one guy has pestered me about it quite often. And we've grown to be friends and all that jazz, but every once and awhile he'll be like Boobs now! And I'll be like no. So the other day he IM's me about it and Im like no. SO he starts naming prices,
Him: 10k
Me: no
Him:15k
me: no
him: 20k
me: no
him: fine all my gold, all the donations items-minus the devil tail
me: no
him: fine take my god damn devil tail
me: no
and then he starts saying all these things and making me feel really guilty about it. (I have a really soft spot for those bad off) and so I caved in and gave him hte cleavage shot. for free Your retarted. Elise and I have come to a conclusion.
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