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 Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:50 pm
xx Kara-chan xx Liam (Picture Unavailable) : -bursts into the courtroom- I have PROOF it wasn't Ian!  eek Liam!!! I knew you'd come! -teary-eyed-  eek  eek  eek  eek  eek Uh... State your name and occupation for the court records. Liam : Name's Liam. I run Crate and Apparel over in Aekea. And what /proof/ do you have? Liam : -grins- Oh, I've got plenty of proof. At that time, dear Ian was at MY apartment over in Aekea. You can ask the old hag in the apartment upstairs, she heard Ian LOUD and CLEAR. redface redface redface redface redface redface redface !!! LIAM! Liam : -smirk- What Ian-baby? It's true. Is that so, Liam? And then, what about the footage and memories of those who witnessed the fire? Those who watched the mansion burn down with Ian? Liam : Bucho. He brainwashed everyone. Even Ian. You see, Bucho had his reasons to get rid of Ian. In fact, Bucho planted all the evidence because he wanted to n** the bud of Ian and Gino's love because HE LOVES GINO TOO.  -bursts into tears and runs off- IT'S TRUE! -_- Humans.... ((Yes, I know I should be shot and I shouldn't really be allowed to talk any more after this. ^_^ Send me your worst hatemail, I dare you! xP))
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:51 pm
xx Kara-chan xx Liam : -grins broadly- Now come on Gino, Ian! Let's go get totally plastered and stay up ALL night! <33333 redface I... uh... Um, Liam..... redface blaugh Hell yeah! Come on Ian! -wraps his arms around one of Ian's and drags him after Liam- <3 I like this idea! You whores! crying crying crying crying ! WHAT ABOUT ME!  -grins and makes a 'come hither' motion- ... <3 Fine, I ain't complaining. -skips after- ((xP I lied about stopping.))
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:52 pm
schoogie Ian, let me just ask you straight out - DID YOU BURN THE MANSION DOWN?? *sigh* yes. yes i did. O_O wow, that was easy..... um, care to explain why? well... erm... you see... uuh...... i'd rather not..... TELL ME OR I WILL HAVE YOU CASTRATED!! twisted  *ahem* if i may, your honour, i think i can explain Ian's motives. o.O uuuh, proceed then.... thank you. well, as most of you dont know, Gino and I have had a super secret and ever so fantastic relationship that no one except my ex-lover Ian knew about. >_o i see.... is this true Gino? HELLS YES!!! i love you sweetie wink heart hehe i love you too hun, lemme finish the story though. you see, Ian wasn't jelous of Sasha; he was jelous of me and Gino. He thought that if Gino could be killed in the fire, he would be my "shoulder to cry on" and eventually lead to us getting together again. am i right Ian? *sob* yes pumpkin don't call me pumpkin anymore, you know you had no right to attempt murder >=( and yah know, if you wanted a little love you know me and Gino were always open to stuff with you! ... O______O kaay, um..... court adjourned? Ian get your scrawny butt to prison >=( *sigh* yes sir....
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:52 pm
xx Kara-chan xx -_- And we're back. This has practically become an episode of Jerry Springer or Maury or any other of those repetive humanoid shows involving pointless affairs and incessant yelling. Will Kara be able to make this trial any more retarded?  Che, you bet! stare Just leave me out of this. ^_^; -has been staring at Leon since he took the stand- *clang clang* <33  eek ! I uh... Ah hell! -grabs and brings back to his "Secret G-Force Base"- <3  -looks at PBot508Z- Has you been giving me "the look"? wink -fizzing sounds from his circuits- I.. Uh... Yes..... redface -saunters over and runs her fingers over his head- You cutie... -fizzle- -lovestruck grin- What can you expect? I was given insight to humanoid emotions, wasn't I?  rolleyes Well, this trial has gone to the dogs. -sighs and nods- Indeed. This case is now closed. Court is adjourned. -At teh bar! OMGWTFSTFUNSWEETNESS!-  Woof~ What do you mean I can't come in?  -has gotten a new job at this one particular bar- -__- You can speak, but can you not read, you stupid cat? The sign of the bar Geebus now works at says "No Animals Allowed". And you, my stupid furry friend, are an animal. -_- Ian~! And my name is Rufus. scream -comes out- -cracks his knuckles- Well, Geebus, we meet again. eek Not again.... -steps aside quickly- You may go inside, Sir Rufus. -bows and steps aside- ^_^ -follows Ian to the bar and hops on a stool- Give me your strongest, barkeep! -At a jail... somewhere far away- -curled up in the corner of his cell, crying- crying Butch : -wraps his arms around Bucho- Aww, what's up sweety-cakes? What got your a** throw in jail? -cries and buries his face in Butch's chest- crying -spills out the whole story- Butch : -pats his back and holds him- Aww, there there.... <3 -totally loving this- ((^_^ And my bed beckons as well. It's two AM here, I have to get up at five... -_-; If I'm not still sick and have to go to the doctor.
I bid this fun... adieu~))
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:53 pm
InnocentChibi  :And we're back  :As I was saying Ian when did you start having feelings for gino?  :When Sasha first introduced me  :I knew that I shouldnt have introduced you  : eek That would have been smart dear... stare :So Ian does it anger you that Sasha loves gino? :*sigh*yes :Would you do anything for gino? :yes :Would you do anything for him? :YES!!! PLEASE LOVE ME GINO!!!! : YES OR ******** NO ALL ******** READY!!!!! GINO DOESNT LOVE YOU IAN SO GET THE HELL OVER IT!!!! :*cries loudly*  :OBJECTION PLEAZE!!!!! : NO ITS GETTING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE YOU IAN YOU HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! :NO GINO IS MINE :*gets out baseball bat* now you gone too far...*narrows eyes* : CAT FIGHT!!!!*woot*
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:54 pm
KrisXD - But how do we know if he's a witch?!
- Well, is he made of wood?
- Let's throw him into the pond!
- No you twit.
If he weighs as much as a duck then he is made of wood.
Everyone knows that.
- What do we do if he weighs the same as the duck?
- BURN HIM!
- *tear* =============================================== - Ian you've been very naughty. - What're you gonna do to me? - Ian you are sentenced to go and cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring! - *Gasp* =============================================== Non Python commentary. - Too bad about Ian. What do you think'll happen to him? - A Spanking! A Spanking! - Quiet Sasha. You're with Gino now.. - Oh yeah. - Whore...>.>
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:58 pm
InnocentChibi :*smacks ian with baseball bat*TAKE THAT b***h!!! : OW I can play like a rough man to!!!*pulls sasha hair out* :*kicks ians balls*NOW YOU CAN NEVER HAVE SEX WITH ANYBODY!!!!!*kicks his balls multiple times* :*bites sasha leg then takes baseball bat and hits her body* : NOOOOO SASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*punches Ian* :*falls back*NO FAIR NO GANGING UP!!! :*Puts a taser in ginos pants* :AAAAAAA YOU LITTLE SONNUVA b***h!!!!!!!!!! :*Pinches ians top lip* :*Gets a buzooka rifle*Get ready Im ******** tired of you all.... eek eek eek eek : evil twisted
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:11 am
amjl81 Will the Prosecutor and the Defense please rise. *Rises* *Rises* *Snickers* Simon didn't say. Silence in the Court! Prosecutor, your first witness please. Excellent. I call to the stand, amjl81! Oh goody, that's me. *Goes to the stand* Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the.. Cut the scrap. I do. I'll tell the truth, let's wrap this up quickly. I'm suppose to finish. He does, so lets continue. Um..I'm a.. Okay, fine. State your name and your occupation. amjl81, and I'm a... Do I even have a job? I helped Ian out, for free. Is that a job? So you were an accomplice to his diabolical plan. Weren't you? Nonono. No way. He didn't do it. Anyways, no, I helped in his shop. So there! razz evil What do you think of Ian? Ian? Cute. eek redface Um... eek rolleyes question Wait. I am a... So you like Ian more then Gino Gambino? I didn't say that. And I'm not sure. Gino is...handsome. Ian is just cute, like boy-next-door cute. wink *Waves* biggrin stressed What do you think of Sasha? stare *Mumbles* Gino's mine. Um.. Eh. I prefer Moira. She's cool. neutral Have you asked her out? What? What does that have to do with anything. And besides I'm a.. What does that have to do with anything Prosecutor? Sorry sir. Anyways, did Ian ever confess to you that he was planning on burning down the Gambino Mansion. No, we always talked about other stuff. He kept bringing up Gino Gambino though. I think Ian likes him. *Looks to Ian* biggrin *Waves* redface Do you have any proof of that? Yes, just look at them! Ian is blushing while Gino is grinning like an idiot! evil Your witness, Defense.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:12 am
amjl81 So, you believe that Ian and Gino like each other? Yep. Then who do you think burned down the Gambino Mansion? ....Sasha. What? How could you even think like that! Silence! Continue Defense. Why do you think Sasha burned it down? Um..Cause she found out Ian liked Gino? She was in the Ballroom when the Mansion caught fire, can you explain that? Yeah, it was a time elapse bomb, she set somewhere far away, so that it would build up momentum and turn to a fire ball as it reaches the Ballroom. And how would you know this?! Quiet! And how would you know how it would react? Bucho showed me. Are you on friendly terms with Bucho? Yah. We hang out. He's fun. Are we talking about the same Bucho? Yep. Ask him yourself. *Blushes* Can you clear up something for us all? Depends on what. Are you gay? Nope But you like guys. And you seem to keep pointing out Ian and Gino. I do like guys, and I know about Ian and Gino cause I just know. You like guys but you're not gay? .... OH! Let's clear this up. I'M A GIRL!!! eek eek eek eek eek I don't like the girls clothes, to tight fitting. I prefer the guys, they are comfy. Okay. rolleyes I am a girl. Didn't anyone know that? *Crickets* I have the anatomy of a girl. So, for the record. Who do you think did it, and why? If I say, can this end? Yes. Good. Ian's gay, Gino's gay. I mean, come on, have you ever seen a guy that dresses like Gino and is straight? No! So Ian likes Gino, Gino likes Ian. Sasha no likey, she got mad. She burned Mansion cause she got jealous. She wanted both, and if she can't have them, they can't have each other. Simple. Jury? The verdict? ((DONE! Quick and simple. I just wanted to be different and make them gay. hehe))
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:21 am
BlackKingX Ian is hulled off to Jail. Sasha is kidnapped by the one who started the fire. Sasha is held for ransom. Gino attempts to save Sasha, but fails. Ian uses his wits to escape jail. Unfortunatly his wits are limited and he is shot on sight. Gino manages to get to the kidnapper/fire starter just as he is pouring gasoline on Sasha. The lights are shined and it turns out the fire starter/kidnapper really was Ian. Story unfolds and it turns out the Ian that was shot was really Rufus, because Rufus is able to change forms magically.. The cops show up and there's a gunfight. Gino and Sasha are both held hostage. Ian screams out "I LOVE YOU SASHA!! AND I WILL NEVER LET GINO GET YOU!!!" Ian drops a match and they all burn up in flames. The fire catches and all of Gaia burns to the ground. 1000 years later an alien species discovers this planet. They start colonizing it. A giant mecha octopus attacks and starts killing them off.. The aliens escape Gaia and point thermo subpartical nukes at Gaia. Gaia is destroyed along with the giant mecha octopus. 30 million years later a giant blackhole forms where Gaia used to be and destroys the entire universe. And there you have it.. How Ian will/would of destroy(ed) the universe.
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