twilight_is_for_idiots
KingJack!
Angry_novelist
(Awkward silence)O.O That poor baby, don't worry child you wont be subjected to twifail tramp stamps when daddy gets home.
The mommy kicked him out for not sparkling.
And of course it's fake; who would give a tattoo to a baby in this country?
The same type of people who would buy high heels for their infant daughters or designer 'jean diapers' probably. Which would be quite a few. >_>
Oh wow...and the sad thing is it's most likely true she's waiting for Edward to stare at her while she's reapplying the twifail tattoo or writing twilight fanfiction with her as Bella. .__. Ugh i made myself sick with those horrible thoughts.
Wait people seriously do that o.O I don't even wear heels and there are designer diapers now sense when?