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 Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:06 pm
Twilight- you learn many things from both the book and the movies. Not all of it's bad, not all of it's good. Hell, some of it's terrible; others, fantastic.
This is for the haters, the lovers and the people who just don't care. Post what you've learned from Twilight!
Ex.
Edward is abusive.
Hell, Jacob is abusive.
Sparkles are gay, period.
There's a places for clutses, too.
Girls are smart, they punch mythical creatures.
Boys are smart, they skrew the opposite race.
Love triangles aren't cool unless someone dies.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:39 pm
most of the story is from the authors "dreams, she makes the main character lacking any personality just fill in the blanks, so that girls can feel that they are bella and so they get a connection to the so called "godly" edward and jacob. this book doesnt even have real were wolves just shape shifters/ i dont see how edward can be counted as a vampire, i mean the count from sesame street is more of a vampire than edward could ever hope to be.
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White Knight Of Awesome Crew
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:24 pm
Something i learned form twilight: (imma hater btw)
If your lover is gone, you become an adrenaline junky, and you start to see and hear things, a very mild case a shritzophrenia...
Just because Jacob is in love with a 7 year old vampire/human- thing, does not not make him a pedifile.... but it sure does sound like it does.
To Ed, Bella is a spider monkey...
Bella likes teeth, Vimpires have sharp teeth, Warewolfs have sharp teeth...
an Alimorphos (harry potter) (sorry if i spelled it wrong, it been a while since i watch or read HP3) is no longer a man who can turn just a wolf, its just a wareworlf, your either full man or full wolf on steriods, (have you seen those wolfs, they Huge, Damn nature you scary) you cant be half/half.
People in Washington are friendly adn are welcoming to strangers... (they acually are, i live there for like 2 years, it is very wet, ((thats what she said)), everyone was so friendly)
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:28 pm
To reference a previous Twi-thread-
The entire story makes sense if you realize the entire story is in Bella's Head.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:32 pm
the only good thing i learned was , never read anything from Stephanie mayer.
and edward is a *****, he is MORE then 100 years old!
which is worse a teen ager falling in love with a baby or a vampire who should be a decrepit old man falling in love with a teen, which one is worse?
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:02 pm
M i s t a M i a c h i the only good thing i learned was , never read anything from Stephanie mayer. and edward is a *****, he is MORE then 100 years old! which is worse a teen ager falling in love with a baby or a vampire who should be a decrepit old man falling in love with a teen, which one is worse? I have 'The Host'... But gave up reading it... *cough* YES!! EDDY-teme is a *****.... uh..... er.... I really don't know which is worse.
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:03 pm
Dolphina_Cerulean To reference a previous Twi-thread-
The entire story makes sense if you realize the entire story is in Bella's Head. That really makes sense!! And is a cool view. And about the ending with Jacob imprinting on her monster, she can always cougar on him. (If it makes her happy).
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:17 pm
What you learn from book 2:
Don't dump your friends for a boy/girl, it'll make you diranged and suicidal.
What you learn from book 3:
Don't put the two people that fight for your affection in the same tent; period.
What you learn from book 4:
Wait to have s*x until married.
And what you learn from book 1:
If you think your boyfriend's a vampire; run. He's going to impregnate you with his evil vampire children and turn you into a brain dead sex-crazed maiac- with more vampires wanting to eat you. (Don't forget the crazy in-laws. *shivers*)
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