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 Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 3:11 pm
Who would win in a fight? The Dirty Plumber, or the sweaty mechanic?
This is a retarded version of Deadliest Warrior. Here, I will pit two workers and you will debate who will win.
This is bound to get no attention...
Plumber Weapons
Short Range: Lead Pipe
Medium Range: Plumber's Saw
Long Range: Wrenches
Special Weapon: Soldering Gun
Mechanic Weapons:
Short Range: Pliers & Screwdriver
Medium Range: Spray Gun
Long Range: N/A
Special Weapon: Car Jack
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 4:02 pm
1.) The short,medium and long range weapons for the gardener are all about the same length...
2.) What Brand of Cutlery is the Chef using?
Because if he's using like Bed Bath and Beyond knives he's screwed, but if he's using something like Wustof, Cutco, or Henckels, his odds improve significantly
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Moroseth Anaratharach Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 4:07 pm
(1) I know
(2) I don't know! Whatever you get at a gardening store or something... (Lol)
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:44 pm
LOL i think the chef would win he has knifes and $hit
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 3:10 pm
don't forget the muscles and knowledge of using the knife and the quickness.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:07 pm
Is the Chef using Ronco blades?
If so, not only could he saw through the bones of the Gardener but, after he's done, he could turn around and slice a tomato paper thin!
Is there anything Ronco blades can't do?!
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Dallas Overload Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:03 pm
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 2:43 pm
I'll go ahead and post here, this is a great topic. Nicely done, SK.
Neither have any defenses, whether it be protective gear or otherwise.
The plumber has more weapons that bludgeon, besides having overall better weapons.
I give it to teh plumber.
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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 3:05 pm
Thanks Grape, Im honored Not Really
I would give it to the plumber too
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