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GreenLightM0nster
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:48 am


Metheshrew
OtakuJeannie
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Does anyone else think that Twilight moms are extremely shallow? I mean, I heard one say, "I love my husband, but I would melt for Edward." Gee, how do you think that makes her husband feel? I really have to give my hats off to those husbands for puttiing up with it.


And how many of them would wind up in counseling and forever banned from being near a young female at the very least if they were to admit they found any current teen sensation hot and openly admitted it. I bet the hypocritical bitches would call the cops in a heartbeat, and let's not get into the objectifying of a character forever trapped in a minor's body gonk


Haha, well the women justify it (like the one above) by saying that Edward is 109 years old. Does that mean that Eddie is a ***** for being in love with a seventeen year old girl? They're in love with a ***** class="clear">


Errr, technically in order for it to constitute as ***** Bella would have to be a child (under the age of 13).
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:38 am


twilight_is_for_idiots
Metheshrew
OtakuJeannie
Metheshrew
Does anyone else think that Twilight moms are extremely shallow? I mean, I heard one say, "I love my husband, but I would melt for Edward." Gee, how do you think that makes her husband feel? I really have to give my hats off to those husbands for puttiing up with it.


And how many of them would wind up in counseling and forever banned from being near a young female at the very least if they were to admit they found any current teen sensation hot and openly admitted it. I bet the hypocritical bitches would call the cops in a heartbeat, and let's not get into the objectifying of a character forever trapped in a minor's body gonk


Haha, well the women justify it (like the one above) by saying that Edward is 109 years old. Does that mean that Eddie is a ***** for being in love with a seventeen year old girl? They're in love with a *****]

Errr, technically in order for it to constitute as ***** Bella would have to be a child (under the age of 13).


I thought you weren't legally an adult until you turned eighteen. neutral

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GreenLightM0nster
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:33 pm


Metheshrew
twilight_is_for_idiots
Metheshrew
OtakuJeannie
Metheshrew
Does anyone else think that Twilight moms are extremely shallow? I mean, I heard one say, "I love my husband, but I would melt for Edward." Gee, how do you think that makes her husband feel? I really have to give my hats off to those husbands for puttiing up with it.


And how many of them would wind up in counseling and forever banned from being near a young female at the very least if they were to admit they found any current teen sensation hot and openly admitted it. I bet the hypocritical bitches would call the cops in a heartbeat, and let's not get into the objectifying of a character forever trapped in a minor's body gonk


Haha, well the women justify it (like the one above) by saying that Edward is 109 years old. Does that mean that Eddie is a ***** for being in love with a seventeen year old girl? They're in love with a *****]

Errr, technically in order for it to constitute as ***** Bella would have to be a child (under the age of 13).


I thought you weren't legally an adult until you turned eighteen. neutral


Yes but if they had a sexual relationship while she was 17 it would not actually be ***** as Bella is technically not a child. It would probably constitute as statutory rape more than anything else, of course that depends on where they lived at the time...
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:00 pm


twilight_is_for_idiots
Metheshrew
twilight_is_for_idiots
Metheshrew
OtakuJeannie
Metheshrew
Does anyone else think that Twilight moms are extremely shallow? I mean, I heard one say, "I love my husband, but I would melt for Edward." Gee, how do you think that makes her husband feel? I really have to give my hats off to those husbands for puttiing up with it.


And how many of them would wind up in counseling and forever banned from being near a young female at the very least if they were to admit they found any current teen sensation hot and openly admitted it. I bet the hypocritical bitches would call the cops in a heartbeat, and let's not get into the objectifying of a character forever trapped in a minor's body gonk


Haha, well the women justify it (like the one above) by saying that Edward is 109 years old. Does that mean that Eddie is a ***** for being in love with a seventeen year old girl? They're in love with a *****]

Errr, technically in order for it to constitute as ***** Bella would have to be a child (under the age of 13).


I thought you weren't legally an adult until you turned eighteen. neutral


Yes but if they had a sexual relationship while she was 17 it would not actually be ***** as Bella is technically not a child. It would probably constitute as statutory rape more than anything else, of course that depends on where they lived at the time...


Haha, well it's still not any better. Technically, TwiMoms are obsessed with a statutory rapist.

Fearherloveher


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:22 pm


Metheshrew
OtakuJeannie
Metheshrew
Does anyone else think that Twilight moms are extremely shallow? I mean, I heard one say, "I love my husband, but I would melt for Edward." Gee, how do you think that makes her husband feel? I really have to give my hats off to those husbands for puttiing up with it.


And how many of them would wind up in counseling and forever banned from being near a young female at the very least if they were to admit they found any current teen sensation hot and openly admitted it. I bet the hypocritical bitches would call the cops in a heartbeat, and let's not get into the objectifying of a character forever trapped in a minor's body gonk




Haha, well the women justify it (like the one above) by saying that Edward is 109 years old. Does that mean that Eddie is a ***** for being in love with a seventeen year old girl? They're in love with a ***** class="clear">


It doesn't matter if he's 109, as the body hasn't aged since 17, the point is the body stopped aging before it hit legal status. I'd point out that if it's wrong with a normal human it's wrong with the supernaturally enhanced.
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