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 Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:04 pm
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Mom: "Can you think of a better way to phrase that?"
Me: "Yes, but it involves rude words and cultural references you won't understand."
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:38 pm
"You mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and made us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought... I think?"
- Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants
Yeah, I have NO shame.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:37 pm
OH!
(After reading some of your examples) I thought of a short poem I read at the beginning of a SiriusxRemus fanfiction. When I get around to posting the link I will - so long as I don't forget beforehand. Anyway:
"There once was a werewolf named Moony
Who with Sirius Black would get Spoony
When his Birthday arrived,
the fangirls all cried,
so Sirius stepped up and said, 'Do me!'"
I was like: AHH! Amazing! xD
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:38 pm
Life is short-I am not " GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! Did you know that Doc has a PISTON CUP?" *spits out drink and stares in disbelief*
"Doc did WHAT in his cup?" -Cars I LOVE THAT MOVIE! AND THAT LINE!
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:26 pm
1st one i thought of.
Bb: my name Bumble bee
S: I'm Sari
Bb: don't be I like my name...
2nd one. Do not meddle in the affairs in the of dragons, for you are cruchy and good with ketchup
Transformers and Dragons, ohh man so can't focus...
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:19 pm
"Use this [points at head], not this [points down there]!"
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 6:52 am
I'm a freak when it comes to quotes. I have pages and pages filled with them. Here's just the tip of the iceberg.
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Ignorance is bliss and patience is a virtue so if you're stupid and you don't mind waiting around you're set. -?
Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people. -Terry Pratchett
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent. -Jerome Lawrence
Debauchery by an individual is deplorable. Debauchery en masse is a party. -Q, "I,Q"
Every once in a while, declare peace -- it confuses the hell out of your enemies. -"The Ferengi Book of Acquisition"
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 11:43 pm
Sea Rhapsody: I would absoloutly love to hear more of your quotes. biggrin
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:59 pm
"Can you walk, soldier?"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"Then lend us a hand, pick up that arm and find who it belongs to!"
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 3:20 pm
Hmmmm.... more. Well, here's some:
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Three wise women would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned he stable, backed a casserole, brought practical gifts and there would be peace on earth.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 1:26 pm
Tyson's doing well, although peanut butter is a strange war cry- Poseidon The Last Olympian
I may want to grow up someday, but today is not that day-me
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:06 am
I can't remember the name of the guy that said this, he's a movie critic, and this is in response to that movie "Jack Frost" where some kid's dad's ghost possesses the snowman in his front yard. The critic says, "To see the snowman is to dislike the snowman." mad
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 12:36 pm
Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people look bright until you hear them speak.
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 5:42 pm
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do you?
President Merkin Muffley: I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler.
General "Buck" Turgidson: Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American People than with your image in the history books.
~All taken from the movie Dr.Stranglove
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:39 pm
The Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark
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