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 Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:16 pm
L_J_Rose Silas Manner xXHellina VaneXx The story was the same with every book.......bella was in trouble...an edward saved her......................................................that was it..........................................................*fake interested voice* oh my god...bellas a vampire now...but she can still be taken down my a ladybug...
LOL thank you! there ARE people in this world with good judgement!! (and so does everyone else here)
to L_J Rose: i know, i know! same here! WERE ALL NOT ALONE!!!
*tackles edward*
Edward: OH NO, IT'S A VAMPIRE BETTER THAN I AM!!
Me: WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT?? JUST BECAUSE I'M PALE AND MADE OF MARBLE DOES NOT MEAN I'M A VAMPIRE!!
Twilight Fangirl: LIKE OH EM GEE GET OFF MY HUBBY YOU STUPID HOE!!!1111!!!!!! EDDY'S MYYNNNEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(stupid modern mythical sterotypes...)
Look what you did, Stephanie Meyer. See the destruction? See the manipulation? See the stupidity you created? stare
I heard it was based off of dreams she had, but I'm not sure how reliable of a source it was...
She musta been SMOOKINNN somthing.
If I wrote a book for every strange dream I had, people'd be talking about dark unicorns, witches, people bursting into flames from the inside out, and some guy named Aloysius Pendergast. rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:28 pm
Silas Manner L_J_Rose Silas Manner xXHellina VaneXx The story was the same with every book.......bella was in trouble...an edward saved her......................................................that was it..........................................................*fake interested voice* oh my god...bellas a vampire now...but she can still be taken down my a ladybug...
LOL thank you! there ARE people in this world with good judgement!! (and so does everyone else here)
to L_J Rose: i know, i know! same here! WERE ALL NOT ALONE!!!
*tackles edward*
Edward: OH NO, IT'S A VAMPIRE BETTER THAN I AM!!
Me: WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT?? JUST BECAUSE I'M PALE AND MADE OF MARBLE DOES NOT MEAN I'M A VAMPIRE!!
Twilight Fangirl: LIKE OH EM GEE GET OFF MY HUBBY YOU STUPID HOE!!!1111!!!!!! EDDY'S MYYNNNEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(stupid modern mythical sterotypes...)
Look what you did, Stephanie Meyer. See the destruction? See the manipulation? See the stupidity you created? stare
I heard it was based off of dreams she had, but I'm not sure how reliable of a source it was...
She musta been SMOOKINNN somthing.
If I wrote a book for every strange dream I had, people'd be talking about dark unicorns, witches, people bursting into flames from the inside out, and some guy named Aloysius Pendergast. rofl
ha ha... if I wrote a book about my dreams, well... lets just say their would be no mental sanity left in the world...
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:27 am
L_J_Rose Silas Manner L_J_Rose Silas Manner xXHellina VaneXx The story was the same with every book.......bella was in trouble...an edward saved her......................................................that was it..........................................................*fake interested voice* oh my god...bellas a vampire now...but she can still be taken down my a ladybug...
LOL thank you! there ARE people in this world with good judgement!! (and so does everyone else here)
to L_J Rose: i know, i know! same here! WERE ALL NOT ALONE!!!
*tackles edward*
Edward: OH NO, IT'S A VAMPIRE BETTER THAN I AM!!
Me: WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT?? JUST BECAUSE I'M PALE AND MADE OF MARBLE DOES NOT MEAN I'M A VAMPIRE!!
Twilight Fangirl: LIKE OH EM GEE GET OFF MY HUBBY YOU STUPID HOE!!!1111!!!!!! EDDY'S MYYNNNEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(stupid modern mythical sterotypes...)
Look what you did, Stephanie Meyer. See the destruction? See the manipulation? See the stupidity you created? stare
I heard it was based off of dreams she had, but I'm not sure how reliable of a source it was...
She musta been SMOOKINNN somthing.
If I wrote a book for every strange dream I had, people'd be talking about dark unicorns, witches, people bursting into flames from the inside out, and some guy named Aloysius Pendergast. rofl
ha ha... if I wrote a book about my dreams, well... lets just say their would be no mental sanity left in the world...
Oh don't worry, I believe we're halfway there already. mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:17 am
L_J_Rose MidnightSouth There is no plot. *Monotonous voice* Oh wait, I have discovered the feeble excuse for a plot: -Ohmigosh!!11!!1 He is sooo cute. -No. -Why? -He no date.(See lack of grammer) -Oh. *Stares at him with awed look* - -I love you. -I love you too. -You is vampire. -Es. -I love you. -You will die first. -Make me vampire. -No. -Ohmigosh!!!!!!111!! Scary vamp! -I kill you. -Oh noes! Bella run now. -I has yo momma. -Oh noes. I must save my mummykins! -No Bella, don't go! - -I must. *Dramatic music* Oh noes, it was a trick! -I kill you now. -Nooooooooo. But wait, there is my Eddy-kins! <******** off, and leave Bella alone. *epic battle* -Now you must suck her blood. -But I won't stop! -That's your own ******** problem, isn't it. -Now I suck blood *Sucks blood* (Inner monologue) Now I must stop. No! I can't stop! Oh, I stopped. - I love you. END OF BOOK 1 Omg! I love you even more now! *huggles* Heh. But seriously, there is, like, NO plot. I am such a bookworm that, when I was at my friends house a couple of days ago (sleepover party!) I read for almost half of it. I scare people. And that book offends me.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:19 am
one question how is the book offensive?
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:00 pm
I feel it insults my intelligence. As 'girls my age' are supposed to love it, yet I read books WAYabove that level. 'Girls my age' need better english teachers.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:58 pm
MidnightSouth I feel it insults my intelligence. As 'girls my age' are supposed to love it, yet I read books WAYabove that level. 'Girls my age' need better english teachers. I need a better English teacher because I pick our her errors on tests... sad
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:44 pm
MidnightSouth I feel it insults my intelligence. As 'girls my age' are supposed to love it, yet I read books WAYabove that level. 'Girls my age' need better english teachers.
oh, definitely.
last year, my friend's english teacher had to grade so many twilight related book reports that this year she banned them. rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:40 pm
Silas Manner MidnightSouth I feel it insults my intelligence. As 'girls my age' are supposed to love it, yet I read books WAYabove that level. 'Girls my age' need better english teachers.
oh, definitely.
last year, my friend's english teacher had to grade so many twilight related book reports that this year she banned them. rofl
Ha! Brilliant. Tell your friend to give her teacher an award... Maybe a Girl Scout/Brownie merit?
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:41 pm
L_J_Rose MidnightSouth I feel it insults my intelligence. As 'girls my age' are supposed to love it, yet I read books WAYabove that level. 'Girls my age' need better english teachers. I need a better English teacher because I pick our her errors on tests... sad Yeah, I know how you feel. I've had these substitute french teachers who can only say 'Bonjour' and 'parlez vous anglais?'. Then they wonder why we end up stupid.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:38 pm
MidnightSouth Silas Manner MidnightSouth I feel it insults my intelligence. As 'girls my age' are supposed to love it, yet I read books WAYabove that level. 'Girls my age' need better english teachers.
oh, definitely.
last year, my friend's english teacher had to grade so many twilight related book reports that this year she banned them. rofl
Ha! Brilliant. Tell your friend to give her teacher an award... Maybe a Girl Scout/Brownie merit?
haha! we have found righteousness~!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:17 pm
Silas Manner MidnightSouth Silas Manner MidnightSouth I feel it insults my intelligence. As 'girls my age' are supposed to love it, yet I read books WAYabove that level. 'Girls my age' need better english teachers.
oh, definitely.
last year, my friend's english teacher had to grade so many twilight related book reports that this year she banned them. rofl
Ha! Brilliant. Tell your friend to give her teacher an award... Maybe a Girl Scout/Brownie merit?
haha! we have found righteousness~!!
Yes! At long last! It's good to hear people who have good reasons to hate it, and don't just hate it offhand (Like my b***h ex-friend. Grr. > razz Sorry 'bout that. Still slightly mad.). Finally some literate human beings!
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