Welcome to Gaia! ::

The 7 Gateways - Hail Enki/Satan

Back to Guilds

A guild for Spiritual/Theistic Satanism (previously a rabid anti-twilight guild. Putting it to good use!) 

Tags: Satan, Satanism, demons, gods, spiritual 

Reply General Discussion
Twilight Universe

Quick Reply

Enter both words below, separated by a space:

Can't read the text? Click here

Submit

Lady DeepBlue

PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:38 pm


I was browsing through SMeyer´s website just for laughs when I came across this. What the wonderful author of the Twilight series wrote to her fans:

Quote:
I only hope this note will stop all the confusion and online speculation so that the Twilight universe can once again become the happy escape it used to be.


Twilight Universe
?!?! eek
So there´s a whole universe now that contains what? Her books don´t even have enough content to fill some poor (main) characters with personality and to actually provide a plot. So what on earth are we supposed to think of when talking about the "Twilight Universe"?
In my opinion this, after comparing SMeyer with J.K. Rowling and refering to the Twilight series as a "saga", is the last straw. gonk

What do you guys think? What do you imagine a "Twilight Universe" to be like?
PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:58 pm


A Twilight universe would be hell.

handsanitizer1

6,300 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Wall Street 200
  • Popular Thread 100

The Crinos

PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:36 pm


Agreed with Evelyn. Sparkly Hell. Except in that world, I'd let Mary Sue drown >:3
PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:19 pm


Personally, I'd rather take my chances with Dante than ever journey into the Twilight Zone Universe...

angry_hedgehog4


Emperor Angelo XXV

Dangerous Giver

9,450 Points
  • Brandisher 100
  • Generous 100
  • Cart Raider 100
PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:14 pm


Evelyn Eastbrook
A Twilight universe would be hell.

A hell with all sorts of idiocies spawned from Meyer herself, with herself as its god.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:42 pm


angry_hedgehog4
Personally, I'd rather take my chances with Dante than ever journey into the Twilight Zone Universe...

This.

Sauce Control

Shirtless Seeker

6,000 Points
  • Generous 100
  • Conversationalist 100
  • Beta Citizen 0

Sir Severus Snape

PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:57 pm


Emperor Angelo XXV
Evelyn Eastbrook
A Twilight universe would be hell.

A hell with all sorts of idiocies spawned from Meyer herself, with herself as its god.


Wait, wait. If Meyer were to be god of this Twilightworld, then heaven, not hell, would be filled with Twilight characters, since Meyer apparently sees her sparkling vampire creations as the pinnacle of humanity. I wonder what hell would be in Meyer's Twilightworld? Probably, it would be the opposite of Twilight. Therefore, if I were trapped in Twilightworld, I would prefer to go to Twilightworld hell. However, there is a distinct possibility that Twilightworld is a form of hell itself, and not a true world... in which case, I would want to avoid hell all costs.
/philosophical
PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:00 pm


Sir Severus Snape
Emperor Angelo XXV
Evelyn Eastbrook
A Twilight universe would be hell.

A hell with all sorts of idiocies spawned from Meyer herself, with herself as its god.


Wait, wait. If Meyer were to be god of this Twilightworld, then heaven, not hell, would be filled with Twilight characters, since Meyer apparently sees her sparkling vampire creations as the pinnacle of humanity. I wonder what hell would be in Meyer's Twilightworld? Probably, it would be the opposite of Twilight. Therefore, if I were trapped in Twilightworld, I would prefer to go to Twilightworld hell. However, there is a distinct possibility that Twilightworld is a form of hell itself, and not a true world... in which case, I would want to avoid hell all costs.
/philosophical

Well, the Meyerverse is hell itself! However, her propaganda paints hell as heaven itself.

Emperor Angelo XXV

Dangerous Giver

9,450 Points
  • Brandisher 100
  • Generous 100
  • Cart Raider 100

Sir Severus Snape

PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:15 pm


Emperor Angelo XXV
Sir Severus Snape
Emperor Angelo XXV
Evelyn Eastbrook
A Twilight universe would be hell.

A hell with all sorts of idiocies spawned from Meyer herself, with herself as its god.


Wait, wait. If Meyer were to be god of this Twilightworld, then heaven, not hell, would be filled with Twilight characters, since Meyer apparently sees her sparkling vampire creations as the pinnacle of humanity. I wonder what hell would be in Meyer's Twilightworld? Probably, it would be the opposite of Twilight. Therefore, if I were trapped in Twilightworld, I would prefer to go to Twilightworld hell. However, there is a distinct possibility that Twilightworld is a form of hell itself, and not a true world... in which case, I would want to avoid hell all costs.
/philosophical

Well, the Meyerverse is hell itself! However, her propaganda paints hell as heaven itself.


Quite true. biggrin
PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:15 pm


...A World With Nothing But Shrimp.

or a World Without Shrimp. Either one.

Andy Magnuseth


Averiyx

PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:23 pm


angry_hedgehog4
Personally, I'd rather take my chances with Dante than ever journey into the Twilight Zone Universe...

Virgil, ftw plz.

Caina would be better than that s**t.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:49 am


User Image
I'll be doing this to that universe. mad
User Image

Ω

Letter-W

Shy Star


Lady DeepBlue

PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:11 pm


The Unholy Shadow
User Image
I'll be doing this to that universe. mad
User Image

Ω



Wonderful idea. Let us know if assistance is needed. wink
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:12 pm


You know, I don't believe in an afterlife... but this is what I believe hell to be now.

Jerba
Crew


QueensCrystalGuard
Crew

Gracious Shapeshifter

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:19 pm


It's not really the matter of content really; its just her own little world where everyone fulfills her wet dreams, and "vampires" sparkle.
Reply
General Discussion

 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum