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Try this:

It cures anything. From depression to cancer but remember:
Apply directly to the forehead.

It cures anything. From depression to cancer but remember:
Apply directly to the forehead.

Of course, the DEagle is perfect for that. Ever hear of "playing Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic"? It's a viable game with the DEagle!
That's known as Polish Roulette.
Maybe try breathing in some potent horseradish fumes?