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 Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:30 pm
Tao readied the snowball, it was beginning to melt,
"What the heck is it!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:40 pm
finally the hatch opened and smoke came out, it then began to clear when a voice came from within "i came as soon ans heard about the evil snowmen.. catapulted myself here i did!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:59 pm
the smoke cleared and the thing stepped out of the ship, itwas none other than... Bono! dun dun dun!
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:02 pm
"Hello?" Cereah walked through the snow, trying to find someone she knew. Earlier she had found a tiny man unconscious and confiscated the letter in his hands. Fearing the worst, Cereah decided to go check the return address on the letter (though why there was a return address on a hand delivered letter completely confused Cereah). Now she was here and having doubts about coming. "Hello? Anyone here?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:17 pm
Retloc eyed the melting slushball in Tao's hand warily.
"Hey, don't hit me! I was just makin' the elves' breakfast!"
Retloc looked about mischeviously as he slid his spatula under a face-meltingly hot pile of pancake batter.
"INCOMING!!!"
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Retloc flung the sizzling pancake with all his might, straight for the figure emerging from the craft.
"BURNING BATTER ATTACK!!!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:46 pm
"I wonder where-" Cereah stopped mid-sentence as a pancake flew in front of her face. "Pancake! My favorite breakfast food!" Cereah jumped after the pancake, grabbing it from the air. "Yes!"
However, gravity then came into effect and sent Cereah falling to the ground sending snow flying everywhere.
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:51 pm
Retloc watched, horrified, as his beautiful Burning Batter attack was swallowed by...what appeared to be....a giant Snow Worm!!
Yes! These horrible beasts, as everyone knows, come up from the ground to eat innocent elven creatures just like a cross between the copywrighted Like-likes from LO Zelda and Tremors monsters.
(Copywright infringement. Retloc shall be persecuted as soon as our forces can catch him. Message from Big Bosses Inc.)
Retloc's eyes narrowed dangerously. So, if they wanted pancakes....
they're gonna get pancakes.
Retloc emerged from the window hefting his
Patented Pancake Power Blastertm
to his shoulder like a chain gun.
"Eat pancakes, @#$%@$!!!"
Curses flew from Retloc's mouth like the sizzling missles of batter-y doom from his blaster, randomly blasting moving objects.
"AT!! POUND SIGN! DOLLAR PERCENT AT DOLLAR!!!!!"
Teehee....you thought Retloc cursed....
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:07 pm
You devilish trickster you...hmm lemme see what's in my knapsack... *peered in and pulled out...* "Let's see your pancakes stand up to my cookie thowing stars (TM)!!!!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:09 pm
Ksrugi looked at the madness around him and shook his head. Then, to join the fun, he pulled a bottle from his coat and guzzled the contents in one go. Then, for good measure, Ksrugi pounced into the fray, a shade of pink invading his features.
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:11 pm
*Eiji stops flinging cookies for a mo' and notices K's change* "Hey, there's the true christmas spirit, getting drunk with friends and then attacking each other!" *ducks a pancake*
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:12 pm
Ksrugi stopped, his head swimming and his sense of up and down totally screwed up.
"FINLAND!"
Ksrugi promptly collasped in the snow and began rolling around.
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:15 pm
*Eiji stopped from the utter hilarity of this statement and promptly got smacked by a pancake. He then too rolled around in the snow* "OWWWW!!! That [bleeping] hurt you [bleep]!!!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:38 am
Cereah sat munching on a pancake, watching the turmoil. "Maybe I should help them..."
Cereah looked down at her pancake and then added, "Or maybe I'll just eat this here pancake. Yeah, I like that idea."
Content, Cereah took another bite and munched happily on the pancake.
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