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 Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:59 pm
I'll beat you for it later...
Signed thats actually a real saying my mom says it all the time ><
When it doubt! Shot gun to the face!
When in heat, find the meat >< (something one of my friends say all the time and its like O.o...)
A man is only as strong as his hardest bone
A job worth doing is a job worth spitting on.
A wise man listens to his own conscience, but a wiser man listens to his woman.
Confesses say man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Add pain to injury, lots and lots of pain.
Better not cry, better not shout, santa claus is comin to town. OH NO! he see's you when your sleeping, rapist! He knows when your awake, stocker! He knows if you've been bad or good, so be bad, ery very bad for the good of goodness sakes...
As happy as a dead pig in the sunshine
'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and when you scorn me, just remember, no women or hell hath scorn like my scorn.'
'FIRE AT WILL!!! poor will....'
'As damned as the red shirt in startreck.'
'Your as bright as a wet match in a pitch dark cave.'
'Jinx you owe me your SOUL! and no jinx back ^_^'
'Your stick and stones may break my bones, your words will only be absorbed until i find my own stick and stones and I break all your bones.'
'I may be sweet and innocent at a straight on glance, but the minute you turn your back, I'm coming at you with the clever that was behind mine. ^_^' (My description of one of my friends Aura_shinigami)
'If you die, I'm gonna kill you. Then i'm going to bring you back to life, apologize ,and kill you again.'
'Load your gun, aim for head, shoot, repeat'
'Silence is golden, duck-tape is silver,but me, well I'm just something else entirely.'
'Good things come to those who throw a shoe at George.'
'Just remember, you misbehave, and I will bring the bondage to school, short one.' (Something i said to a friend of mine who was being mean... he's scared of my bondage choices. ><)
"AND THEN TEHY EAT YOU!!!!" ((me talking about zombies with one of my friends, i got a little excited. ><))
'And then? No and then/. And then? NO AND THEN! AND TH-*BANG*'
'You forgot the BARBECUE SAUCE?! wheres my gun?'
Demon S
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:34 pm
"Any landing you can walk away from is a good one. However, we're still waiting on the verdict for what any landing you crawl away from is."
-Ancient Seminole saying
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:50 pm
When life gives you lemons, you tell her to get back in the kitchen and make you some lemonade.
And, of course, one of my favorite screwed up sayings is "Luke, I am your father". It's actually supposed to be "no, I am your father".
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:58 pm
excuse me sir my toilet is on fire
roses are red violates are green your so ugly i wanna scream!
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:25 am
Take the road not covered in cheese sauce.
When in doubt, just shut up and do it.
When life gives you lemons, suck it up. xd
If at first you don't succeed, you probably suck at life.
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