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 Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:31 am
Shiori Miko I don't think I've ever heard an Atheist joke, to be completely honest. Only the "You're going to hell", "You're a sinner", etc. etc. In the beginning there was nothing. Which exploded.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:37 am
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:04 am
I'll laugh at anything. Race, gender, sexuality, religion, nationality, anything.
I don't know as many jokes as I used to... i think my drunk white Irish pagan self drank them away...
How do you get the black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? invite the Mexican kids over for a pinata party.
When do you buy your wife a new watch? Never. The one on the stove works fine.
There were more... >_< They're all gone now... XD
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:22 am
Amaranthine Inamorata I'd say it depends on who you are talking to. If they are the type of person who rambles nonstop about their beliefs and gets defensive about everything you say or do, then obviously don't tell them a joke like that. Unless you're trying to upset them so they'll leave you alone. Sorry, it's just that people like that really annoy me and are usually trying to convert me in rather insulting ways and I have very little patience for that.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:30 pm
an old jewish man told me this:
"we kids were playing on our front stoop in Brooklyn when this Baptist minister walks by. He's holding a really cool toy truck, die cast metal with lots of moving parts. he said he would give it to whoever of us could tell him the name of the greatest human being who ever lived. i told him that would be Jesus, and he gave me the truck, with a smile.
"i told my mom about this and she scolded me. 'you should have said it was Moses!' she accused me. but i simply replied, 'Ma, Moses is Moses, but business is business.'"
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