We've actually known each other for... well, pretty much our whole lives. For the longest time, you might say I just used her, but then one day something special happened. It was like... I don't know; like some great spark of inspiration struck us both at the same time. We've been together ever since. And she's very... affectionate. Always touching me somewhere. So here's to us, right hand. May our love survive the ages.
Aint she just so beautiful...