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Dyzzi

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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:30 pm

Since I, and hopefully all of you, despise Twilight with an intense burning passion, I like to do little things in my everyday life to complicate the lives of Twihards/Twitards.

When I go to Target I always stop at the trading card section and cover up all the TwiFail cards with Naruto and Yu-Gi-Oh Cards.

When I see magazines featuring Eddiekins or Bella-Sue, I cover them up with piles of Shonen Jump magazines. xD

I frequently go into Hot Topic and yell things like "EEW! SPARKLEPIRES AND *****! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE, SICK?!"

Every single TwiFail-themed piece of clothing I've seen out shopping, I have consistently shoved under racks, hidden under other clothing, or simply turned it inside out on the rack.

xD
And I think the worst thing I've done so far was at a shop in my local mall, where I saw Edward-scented perfume (wtf is that supposed to mean), and when the woman offered it to me, I yelled, "GOD DAMN! IT SMELLS LIKE RAPE AND LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY IN HERE!"
and then left.

I think that every little bit of Anti-ness helps.
Just a little.
xDD

What do you guys casually do in your everyday life to thwart the morons?

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:40 pm

I cover any items of Twifail with awesome stuff. If Harry Potter is near, I'll cover it using that.

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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:24 pm

I just make casual comments while in another conversation while preteens are getting their mothers to buy them Edward shirts.

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:25 pm

Dyzzi

When I go to Target I always stop at the trading card section and cover up all the TwiFail cards with Naruto and Yu-Gi-Oh Cards.

When I see magazines featuring Eddiekins or Bella-Sue, I cover them up with piles of Shonen Jump magazines. xD

I frequently go into Hot Topic and yell things like "EEW! SPARKLEPIRES AND *****! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE, SICK?!"

And I think the worst thing I've done so far was at a shop in my local mall, where I saw Edward-scented perfume (wtf is that supposed to mean), and when the woman offered it to me, I yelled, "GOD DAMN! IT SMELLS LIKE RAPE AND LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY IN HERE!"
and then left.

Yes. Just, yes.
That is just awesome.

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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:33 pm

Can I just say : BRILLIANT.

I don't do Anti-Stuff cause we don't have Hot Topic or any Twifail stuff here. Atleast I haven't seen anything yet and I hope it will stay that way...

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:38 pm

It's usually me trying to tell girls I know about how terrible twilight is. I give good reasons, they agree with me, and still like twilight. Why? Two words:
Taylor Lautner.

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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:10 pm

Dyzzi

And I think the worst thing I've done so far was at a shop in my local mall, where I saw Edward-scented perfume (wtf is that supposed to mean), and when the woman offered it to me, I yelled, "GOD DAMN! IT SMELLS LIKE RAPE AND LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY IN HERE!"
and then left.

You're officially awesome.

I tend to cover up the products or put them in places they shouldn't be. (For example, the homosexual literature section)

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:38 pm

Jerba

Dyzzi

And I think the worst thing I've done so far was at a shop in my local mall, where I saw Edward-scented perfume (wtf is that supposed to mean), and when the woman offered it to me, I yelled, "GOD DAMN! IT SMELLS LIKE RAPE AND LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY IN HERE!"
and then left.

You're officially awesome.

I tend to cover up the products or put them in places they shouldn't be. (For example, the homosexual literature section)

You're my hero, Jerba.
xD

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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:03 am

Cinna-it

It's usually me trying to tell girls I know about how terrible twilight is. I give good reasons, they agree with me, and still like twilight. Why? Two words:
Taylor Lautner.

Oh, that's all I ever get back.
Well, that or, "Edward is so amazing though!" To which I will reply something about his stalking, sparkling, or just plain out creepiness.
I actually got into an argument a few days ago over it... xD

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