Chris Irvine
Lantyz
At first, i didn't freakin' knew who who is.
Was confused; If you lost the cellphone, or found a cellphone in the parking lot.

Aurora Fiona Roselai
Dianda Panda
Take an axe with you. Or a chainsaw.

Yes! Take the chainshotaxe, has the capability of a gun, chainsaw, and an axe.

Woah.
No, take Squall's Leonheart's:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/1/16/Squall's_Gunblade_4.jpg
Never had bullets for that thing did he? mad
He should, otherwise that weapon would be useless.