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 Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:23 pm
You ever opened a bag of some food item and was half-way through eating it when you pulled out a freak of nature? You know what I'm talking about. Those mutated foods. Three halves of Pocky melted together, with no other three halves to be seen. A gummi that is more than one color (and its not supposed to be). A chip in the shape of Africa or Jesus. LOL
:> Tell me Apgers. What weird mutant food have you come across lately in your snack bags? I was just eating sour patch kids and pulled a midget out of the bunch (no other half to this one, and no offense to small people, I know some so ya, totally not poking fun at them here).
: ) *munches on Sour Patch Kids* ^ u ^
((Also, anyone seen 2012 yet? No spoilers but were you guys disappointed too? I am SO becoming a writer because I am tired of badly written movies and tv shows.))
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:43 pm
i've pulled out mutated M&M's, as well as strange looking Mini Eggs *can't wait for those to be on sale again* the most entertaining ones are the ones that somehow look like they have buttcracks rofl *not at all mature* strangest thing i've ever seen yet was when i opened a pack of Halloween-sized Smarties, and found one with a block letter on it O.o then i opened another pack and found another letter, then another, and then another. ended up with the letters "L", "A", "E" and "X" on four different red smarties. i still don't know what it was about, but i still have them because they were just too weird to eat or throw out. i even have a picture (arranged in a particular way because i'm a dork like that XP). i'd like to add i've had them for years. (you expected a movie about the apocalypse to be good? XD sorry, i don't really like disaster movies. i could care less if i see it.)
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Spider the bounty hunter Crew
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:45 pm
I did one time come across a pickle with one end of it shaped like....yeah....I'll let you figure that one out...seriously no joke there true story
oh and there was one time I was eating Cheetos and it look like a tree branch...like multiply end sticking out of it and such
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:46 pm
The only thing I can remember from lately is when I was eating a strawberry palleta(?) bar and it had the normal "popsicle" stick but within the bar was half of another. :I It was splintered at the end too. That was annoying to bite into. Thankfully I don't think it was the splintered end.
And I know what you mean about TV and movies. I'm down to a handful of shows because nothing else is interesting enough. ~_~ And most of those are just watching repeats.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 pm
@ Dark: D: I wanna see the picture, but the mean golden frog says its not found. :'(
But woah... ya... I wonder what that means. > 3 > (And ya I thought it would be good cuz I liked his other disaster film... and from the clips that I saw I thought it would be just ok... but I wanted all the friggen people to die it was so lame.)
Oh ya! And that butt thing with candy gets me every single time when I pull one out of the bag. I'm a bit immature too like that. XD
@ Spider: That made me laugh SO hard. I want to find a pickle like that one day... no seriously. LOL That's amazing.... > 3 > *looks at hot cheetos bag* I wonder what you hide my friend... I wonder what you hide...
@ Chim-chan: D: oh gawd, that's like... even worse than finding a packaged HAIR in your food or something! I'm glad you didn't bite into the splintered end!
Omg, that just reminded me of this one time I was at the grocery store and I found a fly INSIDE the bagged bread, buzzing around. And like that other time I pulled a pre-packaged cookie out of my pantry and turned it over to find a moth inside the package. I have a tendency to not only find strange shaped foods, but... bugs in them too. o n o ;;;
And dude, the only shows I watch now are like... OLD shows. Like I'm addicted to Quantum Leap (lulz Al), Star Trek (> u < Bones), etc. I don't have a tv in my room. And besides True Blood, there's very few shows I even watch or am interested to see. Seriously, everything is so bland. I can't wait to sell my scripts (not just for the nice money involved, but because I want to give people something to think about when they watch a movie or tv show, not something to zone out and watch). So ya. Good ol' repeats for the win. :>
:O I found the other midget sour patch in the bag! *eats him so he may join his brother* :> Yay.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:06 pm
I can't remember mutated food... but I love small food...
Like food that's smaller than the rest of it's kind. Tiny strawberries,
little brocolli stalks, mini m&m's... SO FREAKIN' CUTE!
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:09 pm
oops, used the wrong link :XP: here it is...i hopeX3 glad to hear i'm not the only one immature enough to still snicker at candy-with-butts. O_o i would hate to find bugs in pre-packaged food. i've found a tiny bug on a piece of raw broccoli i was about to eat (at home, not at a restaurant). thoroughly inspected all the pieces of broccoli i got for at least a week after. my dad was like "oh shut up, it wouldn't kill you", but this is coming from the guy who eats fruit flies when he manages to catch them >.< the only shows i seem to watch nowadays are CSI (and only the original and NY) or sitcoms like Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory. used to watch Heroes, but then it got...complicated. my brother and parents watch a lot more (like Supernatural, House, a few BBC shows), but i usually decide to do other things (though with Supernatural it's necessity because otherwise i'll get nightmares watching it).
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:49 am
@ Kira: OMGGGG. I LOVE MINIFOODS. biggrin Like, mini-grapes (So sour!), baby-squash (so tiny!), small tomatoes (> u < I wish I could make a small sammich for them!). My favorite thing to do when I make pancakes is make mini pancakes. :> And then I eat them.
@ Dark: :O ooooooh.... Axel. :> Hmmm... I wonder what that means~ > u <
DX< EW! Like this one time, I was eating raisin bran (gawd I love that stuff... I Just hate waht it does to me... lulz) and I was almost done with the bowl when I looked down and saw little maggots in my bowl. I had eaten an entire bowl of them. I was like six or seven and I remember my mama telling me that people on the other side of the world eat bugs all the time... and then she gave me a cookie. BUT STILL. DX ...Didn't taste like anything but cereal. lol (And ya, they were alive. :<)
I hate it when I pull hairs out of my mouth when I take a bite of something. I HATE IT. I HATE HAIR. I hate it in food. I hate it on soap bars. I hate it when you find hair on your clothes. I hate hair. It pisses me off. Its like a twitch. So when I pull it out of my mouth when I'm eating food. I get REALLY... upset? lol It just ticks me off.
D: I watch Supernatural sometimes. My friend is IN LOVE WITH IT. So is my sister. And I used to watch House, but then I just got tired of it. mad
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:15 am
Kira, you would of loved going to a resturant we had here before it closed down. They had super, TINY, gummy bears to put on your ice cream!
Which at one time I went to get some and there where, like, 4-5 all connected. It was wierd! I didn't get to keep them cause I was only 13 and my parents still had authority over me xp
Another time (this is nasty btw) my neighbor that lived next to me when I lived at my folks house (they had moved), well, we still saw each other when I worked at Safeway. One day she comes up to me and I greeted her. She said hi, then told me about a can of mini sausages she bought from the store the day before.
She showed it to me, and there was a BAND AID in it! Someone's used band aid was in it when she opened it while making dinner. I was stunned and had no idea what to do, so I took her to customer service and she got a full refund plus 3 cans of the stuff. They were okay, she told me all about it lol
How nasty is that though?!
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:21 am
@ Saturn: EWWWWWWW. YOU WIN. DX Someone at the factory LOST their bandaid in the bin full of mini sausages. I would never eat one of those ever again (I am a real stickler about canned goods). Ew ew ew ew ew. D:< That's like.... ya. Ew. lol That would have made me scream. ew.
; A ; (LOL EW)
^ o ^ omggg... as long as we're talking about mutant food, we can talk about stuffs that was in the food when we opened it that wasn't supposed to be in there. XD Ewwwww. I wonder who can gross me out more than that.
My friend told me one time when she went to eat at a fast food place, they put a rat in her burger... srsly. No idea where this place was but... because of this, I always check my burgers before I eat them, for spit, etc. ^ n ^ ewww
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:20 pm
Hisaki_Kage @ Dark: :O ooooooh.... Axel. :> Hmmm... I wonder what that means~ > u < XD i arranged it like that on purpose. i found the smarties when i was like... 10. the picture is from within the last year, because i was wondering what kind of combinations i could get (Axel was the one that made me snigger because of my KH fandom XD). so, along with "AXEL", i can spell "ALEX" (and i've known several throughout my lifetime), "AXLE" (as in a wheel axle, which might be worrying), and "LEXA" (sounds like a name but i've never known anyone who goes by that). @Sachan: omg it was the rat king of gummi bears! DX oh god eeeeewwwwww!!! that's just too gross! *shivers* so many health violations...
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:55 pm
One of my mom's best friends daughters is named alexa, but we call her Lexas for short, so now you know one person with that name 3nodding
I know! I was so shocked by the band aid after it was all said and done I felt sick, and working in a deli there was food everywhere which made it worse >< lol
the rat in the burger is disgusting, but I know something worse. Koopabrat, my mom and her friend went to a diner for breakfest. They all got french toast, and koopabrat saw that they ALL were covered in hair, and my mom almost ate some too. The resturant was only going to take 10% off the ticket (it should of been free since they didn't eat any of it cause of the hair), but my mom called the health inspector and the place got shut down. We found out some time later that the kitchen was super nasty, and it was like it wasn't cleaned in years which is odd cause it just opened 5-6 months before they got closed >.<
EEEEWWWWW!
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:00 pm
@ Saturn: EWWWWWW. WTH. Did some dude SHAVE back there, or was it moldy toast that they used... and burnt... D:< Would mold even LOOK like hair?! ew ew ew ewwww And that is weird. I'm glad they got shut down.
I remember I was at this restaurant once and there was some mold on my burger bun... but I had eaten there before so I knew their food was good... so I just kinda... ate around it (even though I know its just as bad as eating the mold because its all in the bun already...). Ewww. I hate mold. D:< And hair. And people who are gross and put s**t in the food thats not supposed to be there.
On the topic of mutant foods, I like to eat the cheetos that look like little caveman clubs.
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