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 Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:28 pm
a wallnut !!!!!!! hells_vampire_101 wat do u call a nut stuck to the wall???????
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:46 pm
lawlz
what do you use in your yard, but can also be reffered to someone?
a cheap hoe!!! 8DD
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:16 pm
hells_vampire_101 a wallnut !!!!!!! hells_vampire_101 wat do u call a nut stuck to the wall??????? Haha very funny!You made a virtually dead (tired) persomn laugh! smile
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:42 pm
skyril hells_vampire_101 a wallnut !!!!!!! hells_vampire_101 wat do u call a nut stuck to the wall??????? Haha very funny!You made a virtually dead (tired) persomn laugh! smile Xp
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:45 am
Hey, this isn't exactly a joke, but you wanna hear some dumb laws in Louisiana?
Ok then hear are some just in Louisiana
It is illegal to gargle in public places.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Here are some dumb laws in New Orleans specifically.
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.Haha I'm not sure if that one is true!Haha
You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:03 pm
Here are some dumb laws from South Carolina! mrgreen
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
Merchandise may not be sold within a half mile of a church unless fruit is being sold.
Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks. biggrin
When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide. blaugh
In Lancaster It is illegal to dance in public
In Spartanburg Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden xd Haha stupid laws!
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:55 pm
I don't think you dog lovers out there will appreciate this one much. 3nodding
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."
"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"
"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:06 pm
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:22 pm
Isn't exactly a joke but these amazing anagrams sure made me gasp and laugh!
Dormitory == Dirty Room
The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake
Desperation == A Rope Ends It
Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's
Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one
This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Becomes:
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:27 pm
Yet again this isn't a exactly a joke, but really funny! blaugh
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)
That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.
^.^
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:30 pm
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:31 pm
skyril How many letters are there in the alphabet? Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
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