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tital says it all


gay

while we are being practical

I would collect the ultimate team of (non-legandary)dragons (dragon looking pokemon too including gyrados,charizard and militoc) and after i did that i would probably get bord so would collect all the gym badges in every region known and unown. then after that i would personally bring everyone of my dragon types with me to storm the headquarters of every evil organization. and none of this flash of darknes and the leader disapers s**t like in the game i will use my shotgun to shoot thier F*cking heads to pieces BEFORE they disapear. then i will open a good police agencey. because in the games police dont do s**t about crime. then when its all said and done i will personaly kick every profeser in the F*cking balls for making me do all that s**t for the national dex

yes ma-am

Also, now that I've had time to look, I have determined that this is a repeat thread. It's pretty much just "What would you do if Pokémon were real?", which we already have. But since you were so gracious with my warning about the slur, I'll let you go on this one.

Please, post in the existing thread if you'd like to share with everyone what'd you do if Pokémon were indeed real. Thread locked.