St_Lucifer961
Jerba
Here are the changes I made:

SINK YOUR THIN TWIT into SOUR THIN TWIT

THE WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON into THE WORLDWIDE P-O-O

"[Stephenie Meyer is] the worst vampire novelist since Anne Rice."

Side:

THE LIGHT SAG
BOOK I

STEPHENIE MEYER into STEP IN ME

LITTLE, BROWN into I OWN

OR THE #1 NEW B R STEPHENIE MEYER into something good. Think on that, will ya?
even better