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Emperor Angelo XXV

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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:29 pm

1. Get bolo knife
2. Chop Edward cutout into shreds
3. Make sure that you have that recorded on tape
4. Distribute video of you chopping the cutout onto YouTube
5. Offend the Twitards

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I'd offer suggestions, but all I'm coming up with are images of bedrooms and twimoms, the Edward d***o, and a hole in the center of the cutout. . . MAKE IT STOP!! DX gonk gonk gonk

burning_eyes burning_eyes gonk gonk eek eek gonk gonk burning_eyes burning_eyes

Desperate Twimoms, spawned from the creator of desperate Twimoms, Stephenie Meyer

Also, please attack the creators of the show "Desperate Housewives", for they are the ones who helped Meyer in creating Twimoms and letting them spread their filth to the world!

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:39 pm

i was actually thinking about performing Twibarf: The Musical with it and my friends. The friend thats getting it for actually thinks thats a good idea, mwahahaha!!

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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 6:57 pm

Dress him up like a pretty pretty princess! A fairy princess! Complete with the tutu and wings and magical wand! *Singsong voice* And don't forget the tiara!

But seriously, fire and burning sound good. So does videotaping him. So here's my idea:

Get a stick.
Tie the cutout to the stick.
Put it on top of flammable things(wood, straw, Twilight books, etc.).
Set it aflame.

*Singsong voice* Remember to record it!

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:29 pm

GET A SHARPIE, AND GIVE HIM PUBES o-o

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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:20 pm

castrate it twisted

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:28 pm

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You guys are so scarring.

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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:55 pm

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You guys are so scarring.

Agreed....

On that note....Do what ever..Just make sure its SO horrendous and offending to the Twitards that they ether..

A.Cry.
B.Give up on life.
C.Commit 'emotacular' atrocities.
D.All of the above.

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:19 am

Okay, I finally got an idea. Decapacitate it with a chain saw. That ought to kill some of the Twitards' happiness.

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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:46 am

Ah! I like it! ^^ But then......burn holes in it with a magnifying glass!

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:21 pm

"Eddkins"? -shudders- For a minute it seemed you slipped into Twifag fanmode and almost gave me a heartattack. sweatdrop

Hm...the only two things that I keep coming up with is target practice (with whatever you have) or bonfire.

The FYE at my mall is actually selling those creepy cutouts. I'd get one, but I'm too damn cheap to shell out the $29.99 for one. I don't have that kind of money to burn (pun intended).

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