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Holy s**t that dress is awesome heart
Maybe there should be an all of the above option, but I didn't think of it at the time sweatdrop

It would be interesting if Stephenie Meyer were to be the showing... I was just thinking of the scene from Inglorious Basterds near the end when they locked all the people in the theater after I read the post from Phnargle! And Stephenie would of course be the unlucky Hitler xd
lol, what a terrible thought... I guess they don't deserve to be locked in a burning theater... but laughing loudly at the awfulness of the movie would probably sting them just as much as fire rofl

Obviously, you should wear one of those Team Tyler's Van shirts, laugh at the "good" parts, say "the ********?" when one of the many, many plot-holes or inconsistencies are shown (Like Alice NOT predicting her twu wuv nearly eating Bella). OH! LAUGH LIKE HELL when Bella is all emo at first.

Also, I agree with leaving the cell phone on, but call or have someone call AFTER the crash scene.

Man, I really wish I didn't live in the middle of freaking nowhere now. There is only one theater in my town, and if I get thrown out of there they probably won't let me back in, so no laser pointers or phone calls for me... But I spent most of Twilight laughing my a** off at parts that weren't supposed to be funny and getting dirty looks from the fangirls, so I'll do that. And my best friend and I will make sarcastic comments throughout the entire thing.