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 Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:19 pm
Cram whatever you think sucks about Edward Cullen and 'Whiney' Swan in this thread. Or just about the whole of Twilight.
Spazz @ Twilight. Now.
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The vampires. What the ******** is with the body glitter? And the golden eyes? And Edward falling in love with a whiney, annoying girl that can't even save herself from tripping and falling off a cliff? And... so on. I could go on forever. >.<
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Bella: And Esme jumped off a cliff. Her injuries were GONE after she got bitten by Carlisle. I'm gonna be like her! I'm gonna have that BABY!
Diana's edit: And Esme ******** commited suicide by jumping off a cliff. Her injuries were GONE after she was bitten by Carlisle. Bella's going to be a vampire! She's going to be a depressing dead chunk of ICE! I'm going to have that ******** up baby Satan! D:<
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:49 pm
If I had a p***s and read Twilight, said p***s would immediately drop off, shrivel, and crawl away into a corner of despair.
That's how god awful it is.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:55 pm
Illustrated Indignity If I had a p***s and read Twilight, said p***s would immediately drop off, shrivel, and crawl away into a corner of despair. That's how god awful it is. I would say the exact same thing.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:03 pm
My cats don't even know who SMeyer is, and I think they're better off never knowing. They don't complain about abusive boyfriends.
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:29 pm
Illustrated Indignity If I had a p***s and read Twilight, said p***s would immediately drop off, shrivel, and crawl away into a corner of despair. That's how god awful it is. That made me lol. Well said, indi.
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:05 pm
Illustrated Indignity If I had a p***s and read Twilight, said p***s would immediately drop off, shrivel, and crawl away into a corner of despair. That's how god awful it is. Have I ever mentioned I love you?
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:12 pm
i have never read the books and still i loath every time it is brought up,
there isnt much to fancy about it. the whole story is a satanic remix of
romeo and juliet which has been done an abundant amount of times.
All in all that book is an insufferable little s.h.i.t. and i hope it never
reaches its final book.
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:43 pm
I actually kinda liked the first book until I got to the sparkling part. At which point, I set the book down, did a head desk, and wondered what SMeyer was smoking. She had to have been on a bad trip to think that was a good idea.
I did however, force myself to finish the book. The more I read, the more I wanted to blow my brains out. Maybe it would have made sense if I had.
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:20 pm
Illustrated Indignity If I had a p***s and read Twilight, said p***s would immediately drop off, shrivel, and crawl away into a corner of despair. That's how god awful it is. I have a p***s, and I read Twilight last year. This must be why my girlfriend never wants to give me handjobs. Becuase my p***s is in the corner. Indeed, it's ******** horrible. (Btw, my girlfriend and I don't have sex. But sex jokes... we have a lot of those.)
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:28 pm
Illustrated Indignity If I had a p***s and read Twilight, said p***s would immediately drop off, shrivel, and crawl away into a corner of despair. That's how god awful it is. Well I do have a p***s, and it went a corner. However, after watching Godannar, it went back up.
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:59 pm
 1. Guys, Satan doesn't want anything to do with Twilight.
2. Just insert my fanfic into the end of the last book and it will be a-okay. Ω
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:47 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:57 pm
Comparing Twipires to Actual Vampires is like comparing a kitten to a Tiger.
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:09 am
We are currently drawing out plans for having an AntiTwilight rally in our local mall. A Comedian full of Anti jokes is assigned and Anti merchandise shall be available. (Off topic I know we are just excited by it!! XD)) Illustrated Indignity If I had a p***s and read Twilight, said p***s would immediately drop off, shrivel, and crawl away into a corner of despair. That's how god awful it is. Well most men who have seen/read twilight have had something to do with p***s and/or testicular problems because of said Twilight. I for one simply felt that my p***s had sucked itself in and shot out of my a**. I am currently in the process of spreading the word to everyone so we all can be deliriously happy.
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:28 am
Saosin's quote seems just as epic...
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