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 Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:50 pm
Princess Julia Of Heart  ✿ You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different... ✿ OMG Check out the reply to the first one D:
Suzie OMG MAGGIE I LOVE PRETENDING THAT EDWARD IS DONKEY PUNCHING ME TOO! I love these vamps so so so much, like, more than my boyfriends own c**k. I just bought my first vamp and it is ******** amazing. i can't wait for my second and third ones so i can imagine Edward, Jasper and Carlisle are all ******** me at the same time! It gets me so wet I just can't wait for a hairy one so it'll be like Jacob is pounding me too. I've made a few adjustments to mine however. I added a suction cup to the base of my vamp and I like to stick it to things such as the chair so when I sit down I pretend it's not there and that edward appeared out of nowhere to shove his stone cold c**k in me. It gets me so excited. I love you vamp. 〖Julia〗 ✿ Wouldn't you? ✿ Oh dear god! That is beyond wrong. Dx
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:57 pm
Wow.....that's really disturbing. I think she needs professional help. Pretty weird! eek
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:16 pm
We all make fun of Twitards masturbating to Sparklepants, but I didn't know people really did...M'kay...I s'pose I did think somewhere someone was, but to know that they post about it...I smell blatant troll. xp
Okay, okay. This is my awful joke that will make you want to shoot me.
"But seriously, it just proves that Twilight + sex = millions of US$ annually"
Ready?
But seriously, it just proves that Twilight + sex = millions of US$ annually
I'm terrible I know. redface
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:19 pm
Razzz25 We all make fun of Twitards masturbating to Sparklepants, but I didn't know people really did...M'kay...I s'pose I did think somewhere someone was, but to know that they post about it...I smell blatant troll. xp Okay, okay. This is my awful joke that will make you want to shoot me. "But seriously, it just proves that Twilight + sex = millions of US$ annually" Ready? Butt seriously, it just proves that Twilight + sex = millions of US$ an nually I'm terrible I know. redface Fixed for the lol lol rofl
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:13 pm
Razzz25 We all make fun of Twitards masturbating to Sparklepants, but I didn't know people really did...M'kay...I s'pose I did think somewhere someone was, but to know that they post about it...I smell blatant troll. xp Okay, okay. This is my awful joke that will make you want to shoot me. "But seriously, it just proves that Twilight + sex = millions of US$ annually" Ready? But seriously, it just proves that Twilight + sex = millions of US$ an nually I'm terrible I know. redface DAMMIT! I was gonna say that!
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:54 pm
First of all, that comment is so lulz worthy. My girlfriend showed me an article that talked about "The Vamp" (Twilight d***o). I'm not really sure I can imitate the level of disgust that my face managed to skew itself towards. 
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