If Smeyer were a troll. Her infamous idea of twilight would most likely still be her fantasy and never written and made into a movie..and we would most likely not be having this guild/discussion.
That or trolling the s**t out of poor Mr. Stephen King.
The 7 Gateways - Hail Enki/Satan
A guild for Spiritual/Theistic Satanism (previously a rabid anti-twilight guild. Putting it to good use!)