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My section leaders are Twilight fans. And it sucks, because me and my friend are like the only Antis in the section (it's low brass though, so... pretty much everyone hates each other and makes way too many sex jokes ANYWAY.)
So we had a sectional last Tuesday. We're out of school, so it was 10 am. Me and my Anti friend show up, then our section leaders, Judith and Brett. (The retarded half of the section didn't show up, so we didn't even have to play music or march because we didn't need it.) We go in Judith's car, go to Sonic, then go to the park and hang out for an hour. Judith and Brett start talking about Breaking Dawn. Renesmee in particular.
"Renesmee is a ******** Satan baby." said I.
"No, she's not, she's just a vampire baby." said Judith.
"She came out of a human! How the ******** did they even concieve? His c** must have bust her ******** womb open!" I said.
(Oh, and yes, I swear to my SL's a lot. We are good friends, so I can pretty much say whatever I want. Excpt God damn, but I don't say that a whole bunch.)
"They had sex, it's pretty simple." -Judith.
"He could have ******** killed her though! And the ******** baby, growing so damn fast, and tearing a hole in her ******** stomach! No real person could survive that!" -Me
"Let's just not talk about it." -Brett

I won that convo, for sure. biggrin Pure assholedness.


And just for laughs:
I made a great masturbation joke at Sonic. biggrin biggrin
We were talking about girls masturbating with lightbulbs, and I said "What if one broke in her vag?"
Judith goes "HOLY s**t!" and Brett was like "Judith. Shame. You said s**t."
But srsly. That would suck for her.

...not even Satan is evil enough to bestow Twilight upon this world.

I think we should stop calling Renesmee a satan baby. That's too much of a compliment. (Vampires are supposed to be satanic anyway.)

Also, Emperor PLEASE stop quoting massive walls of text/pictures.

If anything... Renesmee is a Meyer spawn.



In a way. She's more of a selfish evil. Satan's just... evil you know? He knows how to torture people. If the damned book didn't sparkle in the eyes of the supernatural, he'd probably read it to the souls. But he'd be torturing himself at the same time. I don't know if he's a masochist.

I thought he was more Sadistic.