“no ******** YOU ******** WANKER t**t,” screamed Harry at the top of his tongue, “Dumbledore would NEVER DO THAT. He’s my DAD”
“Hes not your dad, Harry,” said Hermione coming out from under him and putting a hand on him, “James was your dad, he was murdered by Voldemort remember? Are you horcruxed??”
“***** ******** no,” said Harry “Im sorry he never acts like this he must be ******** up maybe he’s on acid,” said Hermione. “Yeah Hermione and I have both been smoking some pots,” said Ron, “But we didn’t thank Harry would get into it or ******** YOU ALL” said Harry and flew away on his Broomstick. “Oh god dammit Hermione,” said Ron slapping her, “You ******** did it aging just like wane you confarted him about the needles…”
“The needles?” Dally asked, “What needles?”
“Harry has been using Haroine…” Ron admittered… “A lot of people have now that DUmble dore is gone and look its just not a good time.”
They all walked away. “Were not ever gonna get that bloody Harry Pothead to join us hestoo ******** up on drugs,” said Link. “Well maybe we will, hes already a ******** jewtwat maybe we can just ******** him up more to confince him hes on our side.”
“How will we do that? we killed Snape remember? And his d**k,” said Sasuke.
“That’s still hope though… we have… UMBRUDGE,” said Link. “No she’s dead your mormon,” said Sasuke, “We need Lupin.” “Okay!”
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