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Lexie Red

PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:21 am


Wow. That story sucked. I laughed when Charlie died >_> Plus, you don't have to go to the doctors to take a pregnancytest, you can buy one at the store. AND pregnant THE NEXT DAY?

Plus, I'm pretty sure that its not a 'lolwedded wife' and a 'holy matchumonee' I don't know for sure but yeah, I don't think that its spelled like that. at all.

Oh and note to you all, Bellas biggest mistake was making love at 18. I mean COMMON!
PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:47 am


I love the thread name. "Twilight fanfiction i writ." Heh heh, writ.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:38 am


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Chapter 5 isn't even a paragraph, it's a sentence, I think. Maybe it's a beginners book or something, I don't know. *smack* *smack* *smack*
Most of the chapter are sentences.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:40 am


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Chapter 5 isn't even a paragraph, it's a sentence, I think. Maybe it's a beginners book or something, I don't know. *smack* *smack* *smack*
Most of the chapter are sentences.


I saw 4 and 5 were I didn't look at the whole thing I just couldn't. gonk

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:29 am


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I love the thread name. "Twilight fanfiction i writ." Heh heh, writ.

I know right? God, it reminds me of the "I Believe" bit from the first Blue Collar Comedy movie! (I think it was that one anyway. I just remember Larry saying it was a song he "writ" and the other guys laughing at the pronunciation.)

Also, Chapter 11. Nessie gets a specific cell phone. It's like the advertiser took out space in her crappy fan-fiction! xd
PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:41 am


Lexie Red
Wow. That story sucked. I laughed when Charlie died >_> Plus, you don't have to go to the doctors to take a pregnancytest, you can buy one at the store. AND pregnant THE NEXT DAY?

Plus, I'm pretty sure that its not a 'lolwedded wife' and a 'holy matchumonee' I don't know for sure but yeah, I don't think that its spelled like that. at all.

Oh and note to you all, Bellas biggest mistake was making love at 18. I mean COMMON!

Bella is a slut she is always hanging out with two guys that love her nad made love to one of them! The next hing you know she'll be all " I'm so sorry Jacob I wasn't thinking will you forgive me and love me again?" Or something like that. Ugh. My friend Marissa has an Edward tote that she take to school so she can carry her books. She got a new peace sigh one and gave the Edward bag to Maddie. She did the right thing and got rid of that horrid person. idea

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:53 pm


Lexie Red
Wow. That story sucked. I laughed when Charlie died >_> Plus, you don't have to go to the doctors to take a pregnancytest, you can buy one at the store. AND pregnant THE NEXT DAY?

Plus, I'm pretty sure that its not a 'lolwedded wife' and a 'holy matchumonee' I don't know for sure but yeah, I don't think that its spelled like that. at all.

Oh and note to you all, Bellas biggest mistake was making love at 18. I mean COMMON!


Doesn't it take a while for pregnancy to start showing? How long after intercourse should it take? (I'm unsure myself, but I know that it HAS to be longer than a day. Common sense people!)

I could imagine "LOLWEDDED WIFE". Because it's so LOLtastic. The proper terms are "lawfully wedded wife" and "holy matrimony".

And it's anyone's biggest mistake to make love when they're 18 or under! But that's just my opinion. I think the best time to start is when you know that you and your partner and ready and when you have discussed EVERYTHING (ie whether or not to use contraceptives, whether or not you want to wait until marriage, whether or not you want kids, things like that).
PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:57 pm


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Lexie Red
Wow. That story sucked. I laughed when Charlie died >_> Plus, you don't have to go to the doctors to take a pregnancytest, you can buy one at the store. AND pregnant THE NEXT DAY?

Plus, I'm pretty sure that its not a 'lolwedded wife' and a 'holy matchumonee' I don't know for sure but yeah, I don't think that its spelled like that. at all.

Oh and note to you all, Bellas biggest mistake was making love at 18. I mean COMMON!

Bella is a slut she is always hanging out with two guys that love her nad made love to one of them! The next hing you know she'll be all " I'm so sorry Jacob I wasn't thinking will you forgive me and love me again?" Or something like that. Ugh. My friend Marissa has an Edward tote that she take to school so she can carry her books. She got a new peace sigh one and gave the Edward bag to Maddie. She did the right thing and got rid of that horrid person. idea


I know, she's kind of leading Jacob on by always going back and forth. Great that she did *shudder* I mean, Twilight dolls, Edward totes, twilight ice-creams?! What next, Twilight buttscratchers?!

Lexie Red


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:01 pm


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Lexie Red
Wow. That story sucked. I laughed when Charlie died >_> Plus, you don't have to go to the doctors to take a pregnancytest, you can buy one at the store. AND pregnant THE NEXT DAY?

Plus, I'm pretty sure that its not a 'lolwedded wife' and a 'holy matchumonee' I don't know for sure but yeah, I don't think that its spelled like that. at all.

Oh and note to you all, Bellas biggest mistake was making love at 18. I mean COMMON!


Doesn't it take a while for pregnancy to start showing? How long after intercourse should it take? (I'm unsure myself, but I know that it HAS to be longer than a day. Common sense people!)

I could imagine "LOLWEDDED WIFE". Because it's so LOLtastic. The proper terms are "lawfully wedded wife" and "holy matrimony".

And it's anyone's biggest mistake to make love when they're 18 or under! But that's just my opinion. I think the best time to start is when you know that you and your partner and ready and when you have discussed EVERYTHING (ie whether or not to use contraceptives, whether or not you want to wait until marriage, whether or not you want kids, things like that).


I don't know how long it takes but I'm sure its more than a day. Oh and getting married is such a huge joke (: thats why its a lolwedded wife (: Maybe it was intended to be like that surprised Maybe the priest was from Vegas and he was drunk..

I don't have much opinions on when you should have sex but I don't think that its like the biggest mistake ever made by Bella, her biggest mistake was falling in love with an abusive vampfag.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:21 pm


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