Make cannabutter and somehow sneak it to her food supply, If she says she feels good, thumbs up, no side effects. And a more potent high....
I'd be so jealous of her, if only someone would secretly give me cannabutter..... But i'd know after 30min. haha.
EDIT: LOL and if you tell her she might freak out. "YOUR KILLING MY BRAINCELLS, NOW I'M NEVER GONNA BE FERTILE AGAIN!!!! OMG OMG GET IT OUT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!...."
No offense, but would be hilarious. Video tape it.
P.s. I'm such an a*****e that I would blatantly smoke around her and little by little explain to her the propaganda spread by alcohol companies even though alcohol is literally a poison. Most people don't realize this and is a great starting point to distrust the government.
Heres a good comparison.
clickkk Notice anything wrong? one drug portrayed as the fun party getting laid drug and the other.... not so much...... Even though alcohols intoxicate much worse than Cannabis. It's all an attempt to control industry.
I like this negative portrayal in a prohibition drawing

Theres an attempt of a government who only wants absolute control. Yet now its perfectly ok to drink but not ok to smoke even though Cannabis was subject to the same propaganda, sickening.....