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Arnoria

PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:19 pm


What stupid things have you done recently?

me - I just put a bowl with a gold rim in the microwave! sweatdrop

Allow me to explain . . . in so far as such stupidity can be explained


We had some left-over charcoal chicken from a couple of nights ago, and some left-over tortillas from having tacos last night. I decided to make some chicken burritos for lunch. I pulled all the chicken off the bones, threw out the carcass, then returned the shredded meat to the bowl it had come from. Without thinking, I put the glad wrap back on and put it in the microwave.

It wasn't until out of the corner of my eye I could see sparks and flashes in the microwave that I suddenly thought "oh s**t!"

I quickly opened the microwave - both bowl and microwave are fine, thank God! or mum would have skinned me alive.

on a side note - chicken burritos are very tasty xp

let this thread be a monument to stupidity, so that we may learn from each other's sillyness . . . or point and laugh, whichever takes your fancy wink

It's not just me doing stupid things, right? RIGHT??
PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:40 pm


lol I did that with an arby's sandwhich once rofl I didn't know it's wrapper had tin foil in it... I think I was 11....

I didn't do anything like that today though

wow expensive bowl?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:41 pm


XD I've done that before
PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:46 am


Last week I locked myself out of the house and I could see the house and car keys on the table. In an effort to not wake up Chee because she wasn't feeling well I didn't ring the doorbell.

Now to explain. Our house used to be a property surrounded by orchards, so there are little doors near the fireplace where wood etc could be passed through. I kicked one of these open and with the aid of an upturned bucket clambered through like a deranged goblin. (Because my stature resembles that of a hobbit)

I then drove to Uni and managed to get my coat caught in the car door and fell over in the car park.

: DDDDD

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:17 am


Hahahaha, these stories are hilarious.

I set my microwave on fire once. The directions on the package said to microwave for ten minutes, and I had all of the required ingredients in and everything. I started smelling something around the 9 minute mark, and I went in the kitchen to see flames in the microwave. I had to air out my apartment for three hours before I could breathe inside, there was so much smoke. I had my cat in the car and he kept coughing and sneezing... I felt so bad. xD
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:24 pm


Oh wow. O_O;

I have a microwave thing, too...sort of. I was cooking rice in a bowl in the microwave and accidentally set it wrong. I was waiting for the micro to go off, and Mom brought in the bowl of (formerly) rice - it was all burned. Been sticking to the stove-top ever since.

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austheke

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:02 pm


The other day I got to school a little later than usual and had to get to my lit class on the second floor. So I went up the stairs, only to find the gate locked. And being Aus, and therefore a retard, I hoisted my backpack over the gate, climbed it ninja-style, jumped down from the top of it, landed hard on my already not-in-splendid-condition left leg, and then got yelled at by a teacher. I squeaked into class just barely in time, and my friend asked me how come I was late. I said the gate was locked. She said "Why didn't you use the other stairs?"

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