Welcome to Gaia! ::

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*ninjas about*

ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja

My army is ready...

*gets all excited because of all the ninjas and hopps around like a loony. Then pulls out one of her ninja stars and throws it beautifully at a wooden target she set up. Only the wodden target was a little to thin to hold what she threw so the ninja star goes right through it and pops the balloon of some little kid who cries for his mommy. I laugh. The mothr says they'll go tell daddy. I laugh a little less. I am draped in darkness. I stop laughing. I turn to see the source of the darkness and find that it's the little boys daddy...he the worlds biggest sumo star. eek I wet myself. He laughs. He then proceeds to give me the biggest butt-kicking of my life...(next to that one time when I called my mom a O_O but thats another story sweatdrop )*

*bows*
Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week! whee