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 Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:15 pm
After a rousing classic rock session, and the passing (running) by of several clocks, Spooty snapped out of a brief trance and continued to search the house.
He came to a room totally devoid of light. Natural instinct told him to do one thing.
He clapped twice.
To his suprise, the lights did come on, but just after they did, there was another two claps and the lights went off again.
"Hey, what the?"
Spooty clapped again, lights on, clap clap lights off, yeah...
By now he was frustrated. Frustration, of course, leads to quick solutions.
Quick Solution: He hit the light switch. The End.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:58 pm
With a blatant look of shock Aya looked about the room untill her eyes settled on Spooty.
"How could you?! I was having fun playing the 'clap on clap off' game!"
Somewhere between the five seconds it took Spooty to not care and three seconds of Aya feeling hurt at Spooty's lack of sympathy. Aya had the wonderful idea to start looking for her lost muse.
"Hey Spoot, have you seen my muse? I think I asked you this before but then again maybe I didn't. I mean, that could happen seeing as how my memory isn't what it used to be. I used to be able to hold seven baseball cards while chopping up sushi durring a football game. And not football, but FOOTball in the sence where the ball looks like a foot."
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:04 pm
"Wieeerd, you know, kinda like what you silly people were discussing in that chat room. Wait a sec, we're not supposed to know about that kinda thing while here. Do you want light switch on, or did you want your meal to go?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:09 am
"Meal to go please! And don't forget to just keep swimming swimming swimming..."
She passes by, performing a mock backstroke.
"I don't have a muse. I want a muse."
"Light on!"
Clap. Clap.
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:35 pm
At exactly 8:29, give or take a few minutes, a door appeared in front of Spooty.
If you think he isn't going to open it, please give yourself a spanking.
*whoosh-type open door sound*
"Hey cool! It's like i'm in Earthbound!"
A gentle sea breeze greeted Spooty as he appeared on the other side of the doorway, where he found several docks with boats neatly lined up alongside.
There was but one person around. This person was not readily identifyable, according to the "Guide to people who live on the other side of magic doorways book for people with mental impairment."
"WOW! IT'S MR. T!" Spooty shouted to the man just standing around
"I'm not Mr. T!"
"Yes huh, can we go sailing, Mr. T.?"
"I pity da- NO! Leave me alone kid, unless you fetch me some magic cake."
Slightly peeved, Spooty tapped his feet and scowled. "Is everything around here magic? Am I ever going to find anything normal?"
A cat walked up to him and said 'meow.' Suddenly everything felt just right.
*Spooty does the typical anime/video game sudden faint thing*
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