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minahakuba12345

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:25 pm


Ahhh fail.
I can't stand these cheap fail fairy vampire flicks. They're everywhere too!
My borders has a "if you liked this, read this" section, and Twilight points to other pieces of fail.

In even more fail with the New Moon thing, she fell off the motorcycle because she was distracted by the beauty of Edward's voice in her hallucinations. (lol)
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:12 pm


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Oh, I read about that somewhere. It sounds ******** awful. A probable copy of Twatlight, but with more emo.

It goes something like this:

Emo chick: Dear Diary
Mood: Apathetic
My life is just a black abyss.
XXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXX

Love bites. It can make you feel good, or it can *insert overlly long, two minutes of verbose-chan for "make you feel bad."*


Sounds like good fapping cutting

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:24 pm


M to the Third Power
Does Canadian MTV play music? If it does, it's not MTV.


We actually have three channels:

MuchMusic: For actually music-related things. This channel actually plays music.

MuchMoreMusic: Plays crappy movies and the occasional reality show.

MTV (yes, we get your s**t): Plays nothing but things where people cry and b***h about their perfect lives.

And yes, I saw the commercials. Much is pretty much a spawning ground for Twitards. You should have seen them all flood Queen (a major road in the heart of Toronto, for those of you who don't know) during Jonas Brother/Twilight press conferences. I was down there for one of them. It's ******** insane.


LOOK AT THEM CLOGGING UP DOWNTOWN!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:01 am


Ol Gypsy
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Does Canadian MTV play music? If it does, it's not MTV.


We actually have three channels:

MuchMusic: For actually music-related things. This channel actually plays music.

MuchMoreMusic: Plays crappy movies and the occasional reality show.

MTV (yes, we get your s**t): Plays nothing but things where people cry and b***h about their perfect lives.

And yes, I saw the commercials. Much is pretty much a spawning ground for Twitards. You should have seen them all flood Queen (a major road in the heart of Toronto, for those of you who don't know) during Jonas Brother/Twilight press conferences. I was down there for one of them. It's ******** insane.


LOOK AT THEM CLOGGING UP DOWNTOWN!

HA! I remember that! I told my whole class and no one believed me, but it came true!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:06 am


PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:54 am


Vampire Diaries is actually a novel that was written in the nineties. The characters actually have more depth than in Twatlight. It's not half bad. Though the main vampire guy is annoying as all hell. I like his brother, Damon, in the books, he's more badass. Elena in VD isn't as Mary-Sueish. She's the "popular girl" that gets everything she wants. She's actually a blonde in the books. But obviously, the directors of the show didn't care much about that.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:22 pm


Ol Gypsy
M to the Third Power
Does Canadian MTV play music? If it does, it's not MTV.


We actually have three channels:

MuchMusic: For actually music-related things. This channel actually plays music.

MuchMoreMusic: Plays crappy movies and the occasional reality show.

MTV (yes, we get your s**t): Plays nothing but things where people cry and b***h about their perfect lives.

And yes, I saw the commercials. Much is pretty much a spawning ground for Twitards. You should have seen them all flood Queen (a major road in the heart of Toronto, for those of you who don't know) during Jonas Brother/Twilight press conferences. I was down there for one of them. It's ******** insane.


LOOK AT THEM CLOGGING UP DOWNTOWN!

Holy s**t! That's worse than when Krispy Cream came here to Minnesota! And that a had a line all the way around the parking lot with about a 2-3 hour waiting period! Ironicly, the place is closed now. xD

Still, I saw a little bit of it when ET was promoting Vampire Diaries for America and it looked terrible.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:54 pm


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Ol Gypsy
M to the Third Power
Does Canadian MTV play music? If it does, it's not MTV.


We actually have three channels:

MuchMusic: For actually music-related things. This channel actually plays music.

MuchMoreMusic: Plays crappy movies and the occasional reality show.

MTV (yes, we get your s**t): Plays nothing but things where people cry and b***h about their perfect lives.

And yes, I saw the commercials. Much is pretty much a spawning ground for Twitards. You should have seen them all flood Queen (a major road in the heart of Toronto, for those of you who don't know) during Jonas Brother/Twilight press conferences. I was down there for one of them. It's ******** insane.


LOOK AT THEM CLOGGING UP DOWNTOWN!

Holy s**t! That's worse than when Krispy Cream came here to Minnesota! And that a had a line all the way around the parking lot with about a 2-3 hour waiting period! Ironicly, the place is closed now. xD

Still, I saw a little bit of it when ET was promoting Vampire Diaries for America and it looked terrible.


Just to the parking lot? I remember when it opened up in the GTA.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:51 pm


Moon Shoes Potter
Vampire Diaries is actually a novel that was written in the nineties.


And it's just gotten popular due to the twitard craze, amirite?

WHY CAN'T VAMPIRES BE UN-POPULAR AGAIN?!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:03 pm


Ol Gypsy
M to the Third Power
Does Canadian MTV play music? If it does, it's not MTV.


We actually have three channels:

MuchMusic: For actually music-related things. This channel actually plays music.

MuchMoreMusic: Plays crappy movies and the occasional reality show.

MTV (yes, we get your s**t): Plays nothing but things where people cry and b***h about their perfect lives.

And yes, I saw the commercials. Much is pretty much a spawning ground for Twitards. You should have seen them all flood Queen (a major road in the heart of Toronto, for those of you who don't know) during Jonas Brother/Twilight press conferences. I was down there for one of them. It's ******** insane.


LOOK AT THEM CLOGGING UP DOWNTOWN!

Speaking of Twilight and music, I've heard from some sources that Backstreet Boys are planning a reunion and writing songs about Twilight. Talk about epic fail!!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:10 pm


Nara_Neji_02
KingJack!
Oh God, it's worse than I imagined:

Mary-Sue "protagonist" is pretty and popular and has two vampires fighting for her affactions. And she died, becomes a vampire and has superhuman powers.

FUUCK.



.....no wonder I've taken to watching old, cheesy vampire movies. If you're looking for something where vampires act like vampires and don't fall in love and all that other garbage, here's a few old ones I've watched. "Bram Stoker's Dracula (seen it soo many times, but its a classic)", "The Vampire Lovers" (based off of Carmilla), and "Vampire Circus". Cheesy cheesy but the stupid bitches die in them, like they should.

Hey. Have you watched any Chinese vampire films? : D
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:35 pm


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Moon Shoes Potter
Vampire Diaries is actually a novel that was written in the nineties.


And it's just gotten popular due to the twitard craze, amirite?

WHY CAN'T VAMPIRES BE UN-POPULAR AGAIN?!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:21 am


The Unholy Shadow
Crystal Kyuketsuki
Moon Shoes Potter
Vampire Diaries is actually a novel that was written in the nineties.


And it's just gotten popular due to the twitard craze, amirite?

WHY CAN'T VAMPIRES BE UN-POPULAR AGAIN?!

That's why I moved on to other kinds of Hell-spawn. Mainly demons.

Can't move off of something I'm just drawn to |3
Although I HAVE been drawing and thinking about demon stories more...

Not giving up on my own vampire story just because some hack author decided to accidentally ruin vampires.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:47 pm


Crystal Kyuketsuki
Moon Shoes Potter
Vampire Diaries is actually a novel that was written in the nineties.


And it's just gotten popular due to the twitard craze, amirite?

WHY CAN'T VAMPIRES BE UN-POPULAR AGAIN?!



EXACTLY. THANK YOU. I read this novel a while back too. Right after I finished Interview with a vampire. Only continued reading because of Damon. ******** Stefan he can die. Him and ******** Elena. Though I like her better than Bella. Even Stefan could kill Edward. Eddy has no chance with Damon though. No chance.


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