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 Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:39 pm
The raccoons didn't venture out of their tree. Rather, they chittered angerly and shook their tiny fists in the duo's direction. They also squeaked something that prompted Laz3r to snicker and laugh uproariously.
The laughter continued upon the discovery that Noel had a "KICK ME I'M POSH" sign taped to his back. Freaking raccoons and their stupid Thievious Racoonus skills.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:07 pm
Grrrr...god damned stupid furballs, ******** tree rats! Whatever, the raccoons were at least distracted. That's right stupid tree rats, just keep laughing, pay no attention the RAGING INFERNO! that's about to consume your tree!
A scowl on his maw, Noel slung over one shoulder, Lucifer pulled a tin of lighter fluid and a small bag of black powder from his pocket, (yes, the pyromaniac was always prepared). Well, say goodbye to that little tin of zippo lighter fluid, but it would be worth it...
Hastily he poured the fluid on the base of the tree. Lighter fluid, check, gunpowder (for added effect and flash), check, lite match, check. He dropped the match on the fluid soaked tree, immediately followed by tossing the gunpowder on the flame.
HAH! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID FUZZBALLS!
Time to get the ******** out of here. Damn it, Noel was getting heavy.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:16 pm
Noel's trance stopped for a moment. s**t the tree was on fire. When that happen? Was it like the burning bush from the bible? OH MY GOD! THE TREE WAS GOD!
"Lucifer!" the mod squeaked, "I think the fire trees trying to say something ...... "
The tree was a blaze and Noel was oblivious. Funny how he was enamored with the tree being god and didn't really believe in god.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:22 pm
What the ********?! God, Noel, you are such an idiot, facepaw.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!"
Talking trees, what the ********, man, just what the ********. God, had Noel been dropped on his head a child or something? Who the hell even -thought- something like that? Was he even paying attention?! He was just off in his own little world wasn't he...
"Tress don't talk, let's go."
Especially not trees he just set on fire.
Muttering, Noel still carried over his shoulder (oh, like he was going to put him down and give him the chance to wander off and get lost again, nothx), Lucifer turned and high tailed it out of there! He did not want to be there when the raccoons found a way out of their burning tree.
Kekeke, burn baby, BURN!
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:39 pm
Noel waved good bye to the angry forest animals and the now crumbling burning tree.... Geez, hope the forest would be alright. Ah well, that tree had some divine power. It wouldn't let the forest burn down. (Not to mention the camp staff fully equipped to probably prevent the whole camp from burning down)
But there were more important things. Like, being carried by Lucifer and tiny top hats on prawns. Both very important and one of the things was happening right now.
Lucifer , what a guy. Noel felt him self tear up some as happiness swelled in his chest. A warm glowy feeling like hot coco.
And now the two were on their way to safety ~ YAY.
[Fin. <3]
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