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PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:20 am


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case in point. :3




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PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:34 am


Genie is more human than those extremist fangirls of the Twilight series.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:18 am


I read all 4 of them, I read them out of shear curiosity I heard about Twilight just when the movie was starting to be made I saw the book and decided to read it and see what it was like. Twilight is ok, it's corny as hell but it was a somewhat entertaining read, then when I found out the vampires sparkled, and were venomous instead of having fangs, that bugged the hell out of me ever since. I kept thinking the Cullens were undead snake people. I hated New Moon I wanted to punch Bella repeatedly that's when you find out she can't function without Edward. There's a part where Bella wakes up screaming in the middle of the night and does this almost all the time when Edward takes off, Charlie threatens to send her to the mental institution I would have shipped her a** off immediately! The other two were certainly better then New Moon but Breaking Dawn got screwy when Bella got pregnant that was ******** up especially while she was pregnant with that wretched spawn with the worst name I ever heard Renesmee or whatever the hell it was >_>. At first I thought she was starting to smarten up when she finally said she wanted to wait to become a vampire after driving it into the ground before, she was gonna go to college and all that and sure enough she gets pregnant on her honeymoon I couldn't believe it. I did like when Jacob threw his homemade "dog dish" at Rosalie I give it big points for just having that xD
Now that the movie is out which is horrible by the way, I don't want anything to do with that foolish book series, it's gotten out of control the fans are rabid retarded ******** who I can't understand 99% of the time. I don't recommend it, it's nothing but a shameless cash grab. It is good to pass the time if you don't have anything better to do or read, that's about it. Jeez this got long really fast eek
PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:28 am


Sailor Moo
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To quote, uh, who was it?
I'm so sorry!
But point is someone else in this guild said, "Reading Twilight is like getting raped."
Please tell me who said that.
I feel so guilty.
I love grapes.

True, but you can't validly criticize something you've never taken the time to actually analyze. I skimmed over the boring parts anyways.

Hey!
I did read it.
I took the time to analyze and yes, the book is s**t.
I agree with Jerba, reading Twilight is like getting raped.
@ Jerba:Thanks for finally telling me.
I'm so sorry I couldn't remember I could picturee your avitar, but I just couldn't remember your username.
I'm so sorry!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:16 pm


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Edward isn't that bad if you block out the point that he is a vampire using a godmode cheat.

And just what is this "godmode cheat" you speak of?
PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:02 pm


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Edward isn't that bad if you block out the point that he is a vampire using a godmode cheat.

And just what is this "godmode cheat" you speak of?


It's....
Cheating, you act all powerful, nothing phases you, you never die, etc, etc.

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